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Teddy Roosevelt

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2006, 02:15:41 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2006, 02:16:51 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2006, 02:19:21 PM »
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...

but we are from 2 different countries...


Don't trip, you guys ya'll will have your day.
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2006, 02:20:20 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2006, 02:21:03 PM »
I can definitely tell you're a close friend of Mauzip's...

but we are from 2 different countries...


Don't trip, you guys ya'll will have your day.

wanna join?... we got ears for everybody
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2006, 02:21:50 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2006, 02:24:23 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2006, 02:25:13 PM »
someones getting touchy
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2006, 02:27:50 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2006, 02:29:40 PM »
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2006, 02:30:49 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2006, 02:32:37 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2006, 02:35:50 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2006, 02:38:42 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:

 :'(
 

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Re: one time i could not shit for 2 weeks
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2006, 02:45:53 PM »
so my dad had to put some kind of cream up in my ass...
What makes you think he want to know that? I don't even wanna know why you didn't just do it yourself.

hmm i dont know... i was only 11 or something
I bet you and your father never felt as close as you did that day. :love2:

i guess you can say that... here's a video from the day http://www.meatspin.com/
Yeah right. First of I know you wouldn't make a video of that. And second I know where that links to. I ain't falling for that one. :nawty:

and how do you know that?  :camp:
Probably the same way you do. :camp: :camp:
i hope so  :camp: :camp: :camp:

maybe we should go out sometime?
Sorry, I don't fly that way. Ask Mauzip.
thats the 2nd time someone gives me a "no"... you and seer.. im so in love with seer
Then why are you asking me out? If you love seer don't let him go without a fight. And you always have Mauzip or Hempside to fall back on.
i just need some "Cheer-Up-Dick"...

but i guess you are right... what can i do to get him?
That's WAY beyond my knowledge. Sorry. Send him a love letter or something, I don't know how you people get down.

are you not human??... or is it me who are not human??
What makes you think either of us are not human? Here's another idea for getting Seer back...Don't tell stories of how you couldn't shit for 2 weeks. :whistle:

 :'(
Bumb Eamon's "Fuck It" and move on. You don't need that fag (no offence).