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What exactly is Sciencetology?
« on: April 25, 2006, 09:03:26 PM »
Could someone give me some information on what sciencetology is and what their beleifs are..ive been hearing shit about tom cruize making sure there is no noise during his wife's child birth..what is that all about?
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2006, 09:05:43 PM »
South Park explained it pretty well
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2006, 09:08:05 PM »
I wanna be like L. Ron Hubbard when I grow up.
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2006, 09:34:29 PM »
It has something to do with evil alies takin over the world an curing homosexuality an thats why most celebs join it.
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2006, 10:22:04 PM »
does anyone in the forum follow this so called religion?
Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?

 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2006, 10:23:42 PM »
I drive by a Sceintology church a lot, I'm always curious.  I'm afraid if I go in I'll get brainwashed tho lol.
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2006, 10:27:38 PM »
i'm a scientologist
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 10:41:49 PM »
i'm a scientologist

yeah?  what is the whole point of it?
Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?

 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2006, 04:22:18 AM »
someone who used to be a friend of mine - until he got so messed up by that institution that we went seperate directions - is a scientologist. all I can say that shit is expensive AS FUCK, they obviously have some good things to offer... but in the end they are like drugs.

something good to offer \ getting you high
damn expensive
you become dependant \ addicted
you cant live without them

there are some actors among them because they have a lot of power, and they can help actors with their career by pulling some strings.
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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2006, 06:40:14 AM »
I have a friend who was basically religion shopping and got involved with them for a while, he didn't have much good things to say and was convinced that the more money you have the 'farther you go' in the religion, it isn't like most religions where everyone is equal with a few appointed leaders or clergy, there's a succession of rituals and trials and meetings and evaluations and things you go to, and each one costs big bucks.  I believe ultimately it's supposed to be a philosophy, that is a structured way to practice whatever religion you practice.

For instance, say I had a church and I let in every denominations, muslim, jew christian, zoroastrians or whatever the heck.  My only thing though was that when you came in, you gave me 10 bucks to sit in this room that's painted all blue, while I played waterfall music and you prayed to your god lying on  your back on the floor. 

Scientology's something like that, has something to do with a structured way to practice religion
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2006, 06:46:12 AM »
so its just a designer church ?
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2006, 06:54:58 AM »
Well, it's DEFINATELY a designer church, but the guy who started it, L. Ron Hubbard started a bunch of strange ass practices along with it.  Like say when you come in my blue room, I tell you I don't think you should smoke during the week until our next session because when you come through the door it smells like smoke and fucks up the mood.

etc. he injected personal beliefs into it and also started just tons of crazy rituals and ideas that were part of the structure of it.  They basically consider Hubbard a prophet of God, like the mormons believe there's a living prophet of God.  etc.
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2006, 09:49:24 AM »
oh oh i can see the weirdness in all that 'n u know i dont like weirdness that much
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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2006, 11:08:21 AM »
Involves money and inject their personal beliefs on you? Sounds like organized religion to me  :D

Tom Cruise is a feton 7 in Scientology (basically the more you contribute, the higher your status) anmd supposedly he has healing powers now.
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2006, 11:15:25 AM »
^ i think he can cure the sick too... i've seen some nast ass spots on katie holmes mouth before...
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2006, 05:04:56 PM »
All L. Ron Hubbard did was grossly exploit what every other religion in the world has been doing since the dawn of time:  prey on people's worst fears, tell them if they don't believe you you'll spend eternity in hell, and oh yeah - god needs your $$$.  But yes watch the south park episode - they're actually being truthful on all the beliefs of the religion.  They believe our souls were banished to earth by aliens. 

Sikotic is right - the more scrilla you cough up, the higher up you move on the ladder.  As you move higher up, you eventually have the ability to leave your physical body, and control matter and time with your mind! 

The celebrity thing is one of the smartest moves by my nigga L. Ron.  Scientology purposely targets celebs - they have loads of money, and loads of influence.  Shit, Tom Cruise has been in some of my favorite movies, and he seems like an alright guy.  If he believes it, it must be good!  Plus, celebs believe they are on a higher plane than the rest of the world so it really works out great.

Rollingstone also had a great article on it a few issues ago.  If you can get your hands on it, its highly entertaining.  They basically have a mole infiltrate the church of scientology, and go through the process.  Very informative, yet very disturbing that people are so lost that they would actually believe that pile of bullshit. 

Infinite would be a prime candidate.
 

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2006, 04:14:39 PM »
Infinite would be a prime candidate.

that boy infinite is one  a nother level than u chump. its u dumb god less europeans that would be prime targets for scientology

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2006, 04:20:44 PM »
Infinite would be a prime candidate.

that boy infinite is one a nother level than u chump. its u dumb god less europeans that would be prime targets for scientology

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Re: What exactly is Sciencetology?
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2006, 07:45:08 PM »
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

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