Author Topic: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!  (Read 228 times)

WestCoasta

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MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« on: April 27, 2006, 05:37:48 PM »
so like I started this new religion ya know

and it's kinda where I switch roles with God (my God, not ur God) and that's cool wit him

so last night in a dream I talked to God himself, told him the steelo, and he's all good wit it

we were talkin and shit, and he was like "we need to get deez niggaz on the streets into line"

I told him "let ur wisdom and spirit cometh to me"   "I'm down, let's make a difference"

so like now I make my own rules and I'm the God, ya see?   dude gave me his spirit through my body, ya know?

and I was like, at like the store yesterday, right?

and this guy was upset, and I'm all like, Im like - "yo dogg, what's up, u seem upset"

and he's all homeless and like "I lost $10"

and I was like, "look bro, u need to get a job, make something of urself"

and he's like "ya I hear ya, I think I will"

and I'm like, "alright that's the spirit!  u now have a new soul dwelling inside you!"

and he's like "ya, thanks to you"   and I'm like "hell ya thanks to me, basically u speakin with God himself"

and he's like, "I'm a Jewish man, I don't believe in God"

and I'm like "What?! u can't see this shit runnin through me?"

and he was like, "I can't see anything"

and I was like, I was like.... "what's ur problem big shot?... you're too good for me?"

and he was like "Jesus Christ!  leave me alone fella"

and I was like, "U see Jesus around here?  I don't see no black guy around here, u're talkin to me buddy"

and he was like, "Just leave me be sir, I don't want any trouble"

and I was like, "just tell ur friends what I told you, pass on the word"

and he was like, "you just told me to get a job, my father did that, that bastard can suck his cock"

and I was like, "how dare u go against God's spoken word, don't u know we tight?  How dare u drop the handoff I'm trying to give to you"

"this is the 4th quarter son!  you're gonna fumble this ball?!"

and he was like, "I'd rather fumble my balls in my pants"

and I was like......  :rant:   "don't you ever say that god damn shit!"  "how dare u disrespect what I'm telling u"

and he was like, "bug off ya dickhead"

and I was like, "U comin at me and my shit?!  u wanna try this shit, u wanna see if I'm the truth?!"

and I went to my car and came back and was like........... "Hail Mary!!  catch this bomb!"


I was like BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BADA BADA BOW      :scarface:

like a crazy beatnick and shit, taught that bum a lesson


it's a holiday tommorrow for me too, I get tha day off from werk  8)

and sorry for sayin "like" so much, must be an American habit, I do come from the suburbs, and I'm white


I'm just tryin to do me, ya heards me?    bitch ass niggaz tryin to get in my way and shit, fuck dat









 

mauzip

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 05:59:11 PM »
westside!
 

J Bananas

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 05:59:19 PM »
spread the word!
 

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 06:07:07 PM »
You were justified for bustin caps.  It was in the name of God (or yourself I guess). Props
 

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 06:08:31 PM »
the Flying Spaghetti Monster is gonna bust on ya ass!
 

WestCoasta

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 08:39:28 PM »
I dare one to question my beliefs. Tell me I'm wrong.
 

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2006, 01:43:31 AM »
come my friends, I will not harm u
 

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Re: MY new religion.... shit's bout to blow y'all~!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2006, 02:29:08 AM »
PRAISE GAWD!

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