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5'4, 110lbs, where would you dump it?

pond,lake,river,ocean
11 (45.8%)
back woods
4 (16.7%)
dumpster
1 (4.2%)
chop and disperse
8 (33.3%)

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J Bananas

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If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« on: April 29, 2006, 12:11:49 AM »
THEORETICALLY
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 12:14:28 AM »
cement boots and cut open the chest chavity to let the oxygen out of the body so it dont float back up.  Also if you plan on killing someone and throwing them in your car cover the back seat or carpet in the trunk in motar oil, it makes it so the blood dont stain and its easier to clean up.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 12:15:19 AM »
really the best way to do it is to chop that shit up...or dump that shit in the middle of butt fukk nowhere
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 12:26:31 AM »
If I could cement the feet then definatly a lake/river. Chopping up is too messy, a dumpster as too much racable evidence even at night. The woods is okay, I guess, but it is still more likely you'll find it in the woods then in the bottom of a body of water. Send them swimming with fishes.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 12:32:13 AM »
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 12:48:19 AM »
chop em up into little pieces and feed it to the dogs

I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 01:03:00 AM »
so you killed your ex?
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 01:06:46 AM »
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol

EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 03:25:37 AM »
chop that nigga up
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 06:46:40 AM »
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol

EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
your gonna have to burn it at a high heat for a long time without getting noticed.....I would prefer to be a bit more suttle

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That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 06:58:36 AM »
I wouldn't be able to do it, because it's just wrong.  If I had my perfect case scenario though where I could do it the way I thought that nobody would ever find it, I'd have the body chopped up into pieces, then thrown in garbage bags, then buried way out in the middle of the woods.  Around here, there's areas within an hour of my house that have acres and acres and acres of land that will never be developed for anything (or not at least for a hundred years or more) and nobody'd ever find it.  I mean there's roads where you drive for 10 miles without seeing anything, and the whole time it's by the woods. 

 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2006, 10:11:32 AM »
fuck choppin it up, that shit is greusome... feed the carcass to some hungry pigs.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2006, 10:30:19 AM »
Throw the body in front of a police station with "dubcc.com (J Bananas)" written all over it.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2006, 02:55:06 PM »
LMAO at this thread b/c you specified height and weight
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol

EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
so that's what happend to hempside  :o
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2006, 03:10:20 PM »
fuck choppin it up, that shit is greusome... feed the carcass to some hungry pigs.

yup, willie Pickton style
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2006, 03:12:43 PM »
Bury them under the end zone of Giants Stadium.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2006, 03:18:02 PM »
I wouldnt dump it anywhere id chop it up & put it in the fire barrel i have in the bak yard.

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2006, 03:18:22 PM »
Call the wolf
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2006, 03:21:27 PM »
i would full a cuve of acid and let the body desintegrate, that's how the hells angels do
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2006, 03:24:10 PM »
I wouldn't be able to do it, because it's just wrong.  If I had my perfect case scenario though where I could do it the way I thought that nobody would ever find it, I'd have the body chopped up into pieces, then thrown in garbage bags, then buried way out in the middle of the woods.  Around here, there's areas within an hour of my house that have acres and acres and acres of land that will never be developed for anything (or not at least for a hundred years or more) and nobody'd ever find it.  I mean there's roads where you drive for 10 miles without seeing anything, and the whole time it's by the woods. 



the police would check in the woods, the would organise people with dogs, helicopters and shit
 

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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2006, 03:25:57 PM »
I wouldnt dump it anywhere id chop it up & put it in the fire barrel i have in the bak yard.

Ahhhh the good old days

they can find dna residue in your barrel
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2006, 05:52:24 PM »
Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2006, 08:47:17 PM »
chop chop
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