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5'4, 110lbs, where would you dump it?

pond,lake,river,ocean
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back woods
4 (16.7%)
dumpster
1 (4.2%)
chop and disperse
8 (33.3%)

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Floydness

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2006, 09:37:57 PM »
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
 

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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2006, 10:20:10 PM »
You muthafuckaz don't know shit about dead bodies...Just listen to Necro - Dead Body Disposal. He knows what's up with the pigs and all that shit... 8)
 

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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2006, 12:21:45 AM »
Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest

pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?

Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...

thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence.  ;)
 

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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2006, 01:05:46 AM »
Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest

pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?

Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...

thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence.  ;)

not everytime
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2006, 07:10:17 AM »
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
right so you gonna risk getting collared over over a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop? thats gotta be about the most stupid thing you could do

iraq would just get annexed by iran


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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2006, 07:17:55 AM »
^ yep, cheap way to get an I.D on yourself.
 

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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2006, 09:06:27 AM »
In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.
 

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« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2006, 09:29:49 AM »
In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.

florida LOL only death there is of natural causes  ;D
 

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« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2006, 09:32:44 AM »
In Florida the best way is to dispose it in the everglades. Take I 75(alligator alley) and stop somewhere and dispose the body in the swamps. No1 will ever find it. It will be all eaten up anyways by the gators and the everglades proctected so you cant go their.

florida LOL only death there is of natural causes  ;D

lol yeah theirs lots of old people
 

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« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2006, 09:36:45 AM »
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"
 

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« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2006, 11:47:54 AM »
lol what kind of trouble did you get yourself into Bananas?
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2006, 11:51:03 AM »
lol what kind of trouble did you get yourself into Bananas?
LOL. So I'm not the only one who thinks this isn't a hypothetical question.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2006, 01:00:12 PM »
You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
 

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« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2006, 02:54:15 PM »
i would chop the body into lil pieces and organise a barbecue for all the hood
 

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« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2006, 02:55:13 PM »
You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.

yeah, in fact human meat is pretty good, it taste like chicken from what ive heard
 

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« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2006, 05:27:40 PM »
You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.

yeah, in fact human meat is pretty good, it taste like chicken from what ive heard

someone interview Brotha Lynch Hung and ask...
 

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« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2006, 07:09:47 PM »
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"


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« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2006, 07:52:11 PM »
I love this thread, lol


^^what movie are you talking about?
 

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« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2006, 08:02:40 PM »
You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
Tell that to Big Lurch. He got caught because he DID eat her lung :puke:

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A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's(Big Lurch) stomach that was not his own.
 

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« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2006, 10:46:07 PM »
You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
Tell that to Big Lurch. He got caught because he DID eat her lung :puke:

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A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's(Big Lurch) stomach that was not his own.

whaaaaaat ? when did that shit happen ?
 

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« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2006, 10:51:51 PM »
You know the only foolproof plan is probably just eating the body. A lil hot sauce and lime....oh man.
Tell that to Big Lurch. He got caught because he DID eat her lung :puke:

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A medical examination performed soon after his capture found human flesh in Singleton's(Big Lurch) stomach that was not his own.

whaaaaaat ? when did that shit happen ?
2002
 

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« Reply #46 on: April 30, 2006, 10:53:19 PM »
 

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« Reply #47 on: April 30, 2006, 11:08:11 PM »
Here's a link to tha story:

http://www.rapnewsdirect.com/0-202-257866-00.html

that is fucking insane. props on the info.
 

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« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2006, 07:19:55 AM »
looks like a bad movie in the corner of the night straight  out of a cable channel
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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2006, 09:01:10 AM »
I'd put it in Jome's fridge.