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5'4, 110lbs, where would you dump it?

pond,lake,river,ocean
11 (45.8%)
back woods
4 (16.7%)
dumpster
1 (4.2%)
chop and disperse
8 (33.3%)

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2006, 09:59:37 AM »
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freezer for your mum to discover. Now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped-up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pigshit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be warry of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"

Great movie...
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2006, 10:01:09 AM »
I love this thread, lol


^^what movie are you talking about?


It's from "Snatch"...
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2006, 10:02:15 AM »
Here's a link to tha story:

http://www.rapnewsdirect.com/0-202-257866-00.html

that is fucking insane. props on the info.


Yea...Now you need to listen to Big Lurch - "I Did It To Ya"... :stir:
 

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« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2006, 10:07:07 AM »
a lake.. weigh that shit down..

unless you have the stomach for chopping up bodies...
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2006, 10:29:04 AM »
Drive, For A Day, Out and away, Burn The Body, dump in a dam, the turbines would take care of the rest

pretty risky driving around with a dead body dont you think ?

Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...

thats good you wouldnt kill anyone, if you did you'd be doing a life sentence.  ;)
well... I would only kill someone if they killed someone I love...  :)
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2006, 10:31:06 AM »
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
right so you gonna risk getting collared over over a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop? thats gotta be about the most stupid thing you could do
Not if it was like a class ring or something... Big deal dude, Miles away who would think to investigate in a pawn shop and even if they did... I wouldnt fill out any forms... AND there are a million girls with brown hair and hazel eyes, how would they know its me?
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2006, 10:42:51 AM »
^ yep, cheap way to get an I.D on yourself.
I.d?? dude there are millions of chicks that fit my discription.. .LOL
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2006, 11:29:13 AM »
only psycho's dispose of bodies.  how do get a body like that?  kidnapping?  tv gangster ish?  killing people in your own home?
if you have a body that you need to dispose of you are probably psychotic. 
additionally it's a bad idea.  you are carrying evidence with you, in your home/premises, in your car...etc.  you need to explain for large timeframes...etc.

if you are going to kill someone, you simply want no witnesses, no physical evidence at the scene, toss the murder weapon...etc.  finding physical evidence + a "motive" or the simple suggestion of wrongdoing is often enough for a conviction. 

in all liklihood the body will be found.  the key is eliminating any connection from the crime to yourself.  which is much easier than trying to lug a body around and dispose of it, where you are contaminating your clothes, your nails, your car, your home and potentially any tools with physical evidence. 

unless you can ensure the body will never be found, and that you will never be a suspect...your best bet is in keeping the crime itself clean, and letting the police do their search with nothing to go on.

and most importantly, keep your mouth shut and control your emotions.  noone needs to know you have murder in your heart.  the last thing you need is people talking about something you said, even in jest. 
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2006, 11:41:05 AM »
I hate killers, especially killers that kill just for the fuck of killing... they should fry in hell
 

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« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2006, 11:55:59 AM »
I hate killers, especially killers that kill just for the fuck of killing... they should fry in hell

how many killers do you know?  does the military count?  what about police?
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« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2006, 12:22:23 PM »
only psycho's dispose of bodies.

duh!

Only psychos kill in the first place.
 

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« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2006, 12:32:15 PM »
duh!

Only psychos kill in the first place.

killing is a tool.  soldiers and police kill.  governments order killing as punishment and also in war.  killing is a viable option as a tool of war; and individuals largely have the same moral authority as the government.  it is no worse for an individual to kill than a government to kill.
additionally, there is a difference between killing out or rage, anger...etc; and killing as a calculated measure for some potential good.

that is the distinction.

maybe this guy wants to knock off a corrupt government agent...   
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #62 on: May 01, 2006, 01:04:43 PM »
There is a difference between police and soldiers killing someone who they have decided is a threat to either themself(the police/solider) or the general publc.

 

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« Reply #63 on: May 01, 2006, 01:34:24 PM »
There is a difference between police and soldiers killing someone who they have decided is a threat to either themself(the police/solider) or the general publc.

so you imagine.  the authority of the police and soldiers is vested in the general public.  remember, there was a point in the history of the u.s. where they were a band of criminals fighting their home government.  then they formed a nation.

all killing is the same.  the notion that if a government sponsors it or passes laws supporting it makes it different is a deception.
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #64 on: May 01, 2006, 02:12:04 PM »
There's nothing wrong with killing in self-defense. That's not murder, it's called preservation. Sometimes cops have to do that too.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2006, 11:02:42 PM »
Well, I would never kill someone unless they killed someone I love. So in that case I would strip all the clothes off the body with plastic gloves so nobody could get my prints. I would take anything that is worth something off the body and pawn it miles away. Then if the person had a car that was near my house I would drive it into an ocean or a lake... If not I would double bag the body and dump it in the ocean and wash away the evidence.... yep.. but I wouldnt kill anyone...
right so you gonna risk getting collared over over a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop? thats gotta be about the most stupid thing you could do
Not if it was like a class ring or something... Big deal dude, Miles away who would think to investigate in a pawn shop and even if they did... I wouldnt fill out any forms... AND there are a million girls with brown hair and hazel eyes, how would they know its me?

ok so the body is at the coroner, the body is identified by relatives, they notice the class ring is gone. it is a family emblem worth thousands, where is the first place they will look ? the same place they will get an i.d of you, the store attendant notices the ring is very valuable so he looks up at you in disbelief you have a ring of this kind, your face is embedded in his/her memory now because he took the time to look at you.

there is now a scetch of you, an accurate i.d. youre fucked.
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #66 on: May 01, 2006, 11:18:56 PM »
even if the body isnt found, the police would ask the family if the person was wearing any valuable items, any distinguishing tattoo's etc...

and if youre killing someone for revenge, because they killed a loved one, why would you rob yourself the honor by resorting to pety theft ?
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2006, 08:21:37 PM »
wow i think we have a bunch of pyschos up in here. lol
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2006, 10:28:55 PM »
wow i think we have a bunch of pyschos up in here. lol

or some very well educated psychos
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2006, 10:43:40 PM »
Nigga don't believe that song, that niggas roam. Gangstas don't live that long....
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2006, 10:17:07 AM »
wow i think we have a bunch of pyschos up in here. lol


You know you wanna fuck a dead body...LOLZ! GIRLIE!!!!
 

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2006, 02:22:31 PM »
5'4" 110 lbs, must be an ex g/f  ;D



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