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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2006, 12:45:41 PM »
This is the second time the thread was moved to Tha G-Spot, and it's about a show on MTV, so it was in the right section in the first place...
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2006, 01:24:05 PM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on May 02, 2006, 12:37:34 PM
Yo mammas such a hoe that when you step on her feet her legs pop open

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E. J. Rizo

Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2006, 01:41:59 PM »
YO mama so fat she uses the 605 Freeway as a slip n slide!

Yo Mama so fat when she steps back you hear "beeeep beeeep beeeep"
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2006, 01:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Educated Thug on May 02, 2006, 12:14:01 PM
Yo Mommas soo nasty that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex..
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..

forgot a few..

Yo Mommas so desperate, that she once sat upon an ice cream truck and offered a penny a lick..
Yo Mommas like a bowling ball, cause she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more..
Yo Mommas like a washing machine, cause she always get turned on by black knobs..
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2006, 01:48:05 PM »
Quote from: Educated Thug on May 02, 2006, 01:45:36 PM

Yo Mommas like a bowling ball, cause she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more..
Yo Mommas like a washing machine, cause she always get turned on by black knobs..


LMAO!
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2006, 10:51:43 PM »
your mom is so black I poked a hole in her and oil bursted out
your mom is so poor when I went to her house a roach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
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Floydness

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2006, 10:52:46 PM »
oh yeah, and your mom is so fucken fat the bitch needed a map to find her asshole
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2006, 12:25:56 AM »
yo mamas so stupid she invented a wheel chair wit pedals

yo mamas so stupid she invented glow in the dark sunglasses

yo mamas so stupid she invented a waterproof teabag

yo mamas so stupid she invented  a condom wit sweat holed
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2006, 02:59:11 AM »
your mamas so fat she weighs 500 pounds.
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E. J. Rizo

Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2006, 08:00:05 AM »
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2006, 10:52:39 AM »
LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show. ::)
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2006, 10:58:45 AM »
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Floydness

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2006, 03:30:06 PM »
your mamas so dark it looks like she swims with soy sauce
your mama looks like ODB
your mamas so fucken fat she sweats gravey
your mamas so fat when she gave birth her baby came out with a chicken leg in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other
your mamas so poor I saw her kicking a box on a hill so I asked her what shes doing and she said "MOVIN ONNN UPPP!"
your mama looks like a piece of shit
your mamas so fucken hairy her nickname is cuzzin IT
your mamas so ugly she had to trick or treat by email
your mamas so fat she inveted super size
your mamas so fucken fat to have sex with her I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave to her pussy
your mamas so fat her jeans have stretch marks
your mamas so fat her favorite nail polish is rocky road
your mamas so fat I told her to show me a push-up and she got me one from the ice cream truck

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2006, 03:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Floydness on May 03, 2006, 03:30:06 PM
your mamas so fucken fat she sweats gravey

OhYeAh? Well your mammas so mutherfuckin greasy she sweats Crisco
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2006, 03:56:10 PM »
yo momma so fat not even god can lift her spirit, hes like "gimme a spot gimme a spot" :raisetheroof:
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