The "yo mama" thread

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Your mom's fine...

[Juronimo]

Yo mama's armpit hair so long she put that shit in rollers
Yo mama is a good person. She's the type of person that would give you the hair off her back.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so dumb she thought st. ides was a church
Yo mama so dumb she was going to disneyland and she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat satellites orbit around her.
I'm jealous of yo mama. She's got more facial hair than I do.
Yo mama's teef so yellow she spit butter.

[Native_Joe99]

yo mamas pussy is sooo nasty......they had to eat it on Fear Factor

[coola]

LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show.

i think weed has affected your short-term memory.

[Floydness]

Yo mama's armpit hair so long she put that shit in rollers
Yo mama is a good person. She's the type of person that would give you the hair off her back.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so dumb she thought st. ides was a church
Yo mama so dumb she was going to disneyland and she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat satellites orbit around her.
I'm jealous of yo mama. She's got more facial hair than I do.
Yo mama's teef so yellow she spit butter.

teef? LMAOOOO

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show.

i think weed has affected your short-term memory.

WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?

[Florez]

Yo Momma is so fat, when the bitch goes to a swimming pool she gets a group discount.

Yo Momma is so fat, she could feet the whole continent of Africa and still needs to lose weight.

Yo Momma is so cheap, that she does her groceries in the Guci Store.

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died

Yo mama so black she bleeds smoke

Yo mama so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is DISinfectent

Yo mama like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!

Yo mama's so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.

Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk

[NoNFiCtioN]

Your mama is like Bob Barker, she'll do anything if the "Price is Right"

Your mama is so fat she fell thru a rainbow and made skittles rain down.

Your mama is like a lampswitch. A two year old could turn her on.

Your mama is like a deep freeze. Everybody sticks their meat in her.

Your mama is like a nascar racetrack. Everybody lays the rubber to her.

Your mama is like the village bicycle. Everybody's had a ride.

[coola]

LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show.

i think weed has affected your short-term memory.

WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?

you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.

[QuietTruth]

Yo mamma so fat when she gets up on the scale it says to be continued......

[westkoastanostra]

yo mama so fat she uses neck deoderant

[AlerG]

your mama's so fat, she uses a bathtub as a shot-glass

just made that up, show some love 

chill

[coola]

yo mama so ugly she was dumped by krondon 

[h cottie is bac-tive?]

yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy a couple black people with her mastercard