Jesus

[Sikotic™]

Jesus has a sense of humor. While else would he create irony and blast people on site?

[WestCoasta]

Jesus has a sense of humor. While else would he create irony and blast people on site?

for real... and why would he love such a nut/con artist:

[Trauma-san]

It doesn't offend me, I just think it's kind of sad that people miss the point.  When you see somebody so blind, you just gotta shake your head.  I laugh constantly and love a good joke especially if it's off color, but finding a great person and then making the equivalent of fart jokes about them isn't hilarious, it's just immature in a sad way... not a 'stop being immature way', in a 'that poor kid must be lonely' way.  I've heard funny Jesus jokes, none of those are funny, just easy plain boring 4th grader stuff.  Here's some funny ones.


1. "Jesus is coming--and boy, is he pissed!"  (my favorite)

2. "If Jesus really was a Jew, what's up with the Latino name?"

3. "Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles
and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug
consumption problem all over the earth.
  After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that
in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try
the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to
proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of
some of the members return to earth to get the different types
of drugs.
  The secret operation is effected and two days later the
commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.  Jesus,
waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Paul"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Paul?"
  "Hashish from Morocco"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Mark"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Mark?"
  "Marijuana from Colombia"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Matthew"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Matthew ?"
  "Cocaine from Bolivia"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's John"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring John ?"
  "Crack from New York"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  It's Luke"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Luke ?"
  "Speed from Amsterdam"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Judas"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Judas ?"
  "The FBI, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!  EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

[coola]

Some I thought were funny. Some I thought were stupid. None offended me in anyway. Jesus can take care of himself, and he'd probably be more upset with people getting angry about it rather than people making jokes.

no-one here is getting angry, but Jesus isn't here to take care of himself is he ? I wasn't offended either, but i think these cartoons are stupid.

[coola]

It doesn't offend me, I just think it's kind of sad that people miss the point.  When you see somebody so blind, you just gotta shake your head.  I laugh constantly and love a good joke especially if it's off color, but finding a great person and then making the equivalent of fart jokes about them isn't hilarious, it's just immature in a sad way... not a 'stop being immature way', in a 'that poor kid must be lonely' way.  I've heard funny Jesus jokes, none of those are funny, just easy plain boring 4th grader stuff.  Here's some funny ones.


1. "Jesus is coming--and boy, is he pissed!"  (my favorite)

2. "If Jesus really was a Jew, what's up with the Latino name?"

3. "Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles
and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug
consumption problem all over the earth.
  After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that
in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try
the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to
proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of
some of the members return to earth to get the different types
of drugs.
  The secret operation is effected and two days later the
commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.  Jesus,
waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Paul"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Paul?"
  "Hashish from Morocco"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Mark"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Mark?"
  "Marijuana from Colombia"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Matthew"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Matthew ?"
  "Cocaine from Bolivia"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's John"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring John ?"
  "Crack from New York"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  It's Luke"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Luke ?"
  "Speed from Amsterdam"
  "Very well son, come in."
  "Who is it?"
  "It's Judas"
  Jesus opens the door.
  "What did you bring Judas ?"
  "The FBI, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!  EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

LMAO !!! those were quite amusing.. i agree with you 100% aswell.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I wasn't offended either, but i think these cartoons are stupid.

I agree. Although "Jesus Saves" was kind of funny.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Forgive them, father, for they have sinned.....

LMAO...I posted this one a long ass time ago.

[coola]

^ i dont think i will ever grasp why thats funny...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL@Trauma ...Man, you're lame as fuck. The shit I posted was 30X funnier, WTF is "Jesus is coming--and boy, is he pissed!"??. LMAO...You guys are a bunch of fuckin lame ass pussies...

[ecrazy]

2. "If Jesus really was a Jew, what's up with the Latino name?"

LMAO!!

and i was not offended, i know NIK is trying to get a rise outta everyone, there is no problem, if you get mad, well, sucks for you

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

Jesus has a sense of humor. While else would he create irony and blast people on site?

Jesus doesn't have the power to create anything.  He was himself created.

[Sikotic™]

Jesus has a sense of humor. While else would he create irony and blast people on site?

Jesus doesn't have the power to create anything.  He was himself created.

According to your beliefs, not mine.

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

Jesus can take care of himself

If Jesus could take care of himself then why was he always praying to God for help and crying out, "Oh God, Why Have You Forsaken Me?"

[BizzyR.I.P.]

Jesus can take care of himself

If Jesus could take care of himself then why was he always praying to God for help and crying out, "Oh God, Why Have You Forsaken Me?"

Then you cry like a little bitch when people talk down on your religion.

[Sikotic™]

Jesus can take care of himself

If Jesus could take care of himself then why was he always praying to God for help and crying out, "Oh God, Why Have You Forsaken Me?"

Because according to MY beliefs and not YOURS, God's plan for salvation involved Jesus taking all of the sins of the world upon himself, punishing (or forsaking) his own Son when really we deserve to suffer eternal death.

Now that's what I and many Christians get out of the scriptures. You, being Muslim and looking for a reason to justify YOUR beliefs, probably get something completely different out of the same scripture. I'm sure I could do the same to the Quran, but I refuse to stoop to those levels.

It's called interpretation. There's no right or wrong answer. If there is, prove it.