Author Topic: the official how to know if a girl's a ho thread... (Read 1891 times)

Now_Im_Not_Banned · « **Reply #45 on:** May 21, 2006, 11:33:10 AM »

A good portion of females are just straight up dumb. That's why they do dumb shit, such as actin' a hoe...And being an honors student don't make you smart, like some people think...PeACe

Gangstauu · « **Reply #46 on:** May 21, 2006, 12:08:41 PM »

Quote from: AlerG on May 21, 2006, 08:58:38 AM

This thread triggered a true stoey that happened to me about six years ago:

Meet this girl at a party, after 15 minutes of convo she's showing me her nipple rings, i'm like alright. Lets see how far i can take this. She's obviously a freak so just playing around i tell her to give me head, sure enough i'm in my boys bathroom and she's doing it up. While she's doing her business i say let me hit it and she replies "no, i just met you". I swear it was hard holding that laugh in while looking down at her bobbing. Finally, she leaves me her number, i didn't call. About a month later her girl calls me asking why i never called. She said this girl thought for sure i was gonna call because she gave me head. Then she asks if the head wasn't good enough and that's why i didn't call, lol.
Anyway that's my piece, hope it added some light to your day, i think it's safe to say she's a hoe

chill

rofl!!!!

WestCoasta · « **Reply #47 on:** May 21, 2006, 12:13:21 PM »

Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on May 21, 2006, 11:33:10 AM

A good portion of females are just straight up dumb. That's why they do dumb shit, such as actin' a hoe

couldnt say it better

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2006, 12:14:07 PM »

Quote from: AlerG on May 21, 2006, 08:58:38 AM

This thread triggered a true stoey that happened to me about six years ago:

Meet this girl at a party, after 15 minutes of convo she's showing me her nipple rings, i'm like alright. Lets see how far i can take this. She's obviously a freak so just playing around i tell her to give me head, sure enough i'm in my boys bathroom and she's doing it up. While she's doing her business i say let me hit it and she replies "no, i just met you". I swear it was hard holding that laugh in while looking down at her bobbing. Finally, she leaves me her number, i didn't call. About a month later her girl calls me asking why i never called. She said this girl thought for sure i was gonna call because she gave me head. Then she asks if the head wasn't good enough and that's why i didn't call, lol.
Anyway that's my piece, hope it added some light to your day, i think it's safe to say she's a hoe

chill

LMFAO!!!

AlerG · « **Reply #49 on:** May 21, 2006, 12:19:43 PM »

I'm not gonna front, hoes do help make the world a better more relaxed place.

chill

Now_Im_Not_Banned · « **Reply #50 on:** May 21, 2006, 12:29:30 PM »

Quote from: AlerG on May 21, 2006, 12:19:43 PM

I'm not gonna front, hoes do help make the world a better more relaxed place.

chill

Yea...People should be glad that the majority of girls were made this dumb, or most guys would have very strong and tired hands...PeACe

Dreamz · « **Reply #51 on:** May 22, 2006, 09:34:48 AM »

Quote from: SGV on May 19, 2006, 09:13:24 AM

My favorite one: I usually don't do this on the first date. OR: I hope you don't think I'm a hoe!

LMAO. Yea... you're a hoe.

i had a few of those....lol....

but they all said "i hope you dont think i am a hoe cuz i ussually dont do this on the first date"

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #52 on:** May 22, 2006, 09:38:31 AM »

# 4,789 - You meet a girl & you notice that she's got this big tattoo of an angel near her pubic region. Then you know it's all to the good.

Now_Im_Not_Banned · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2006, 10:13:55 AM »

Quote from: -Sikotic- on May 22, 2006, 09:38:31 AM

# 4,789 - You meet a girl & you notice that she's got this big tattoo of an angel near her pubic region. Then you know it's all to the good.

Shit...ANY tattoo for that matter. Especially near the pubic region...That shit helps define a hoe.

Machiavelli · « **Reply #54 on:** May 22, 2006, 08:23:34 PM »

Quote from: Now_I_Know on May 22, 2006, 10:13:55 AM

Quote from: -Sikotic- on May 22, 2006, 09:38:31 AM
# 4,789 - You meet a girl & you notice that she's got this big tattoo of an angel near her pubic region. Then you know it's all to the good.

Shit...ANY tattoo for that matter. Especially near the pubic region...That shit helps define a hoe.

yeah

Rizzo301 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:28:46 PM »

IF SHE CAN DO MORE TRICKS THAN A MAGICAN THEN SHE'S A BONIFIDE HOE..........

Z the laidback Virus · « **Reply #56 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:16:16 AM »

that tattoo sounds familiar.

The girl had tattoos near her pubic region..and on her lower back. No wonder I ended up fucking her so soon!

AlerG · « **Reply #57 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:11:52 PM »

I heard she could suck a ball through a plastic straw
C'mon now, baby c'mooooooooooon

chill

Bch · « **Reply #58 on:** May 29, 2006, 05:41:33 AM »

she walks with a wide gap

shes pretty bangin but yet she lives in the projects

you've seen her cruising on the blvd twice in a row

shes 18-25 likes to club drink n do drugs

you fuck on the 1st night and she gives u her draws

coola · « **Reply #59 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:04:03 AM »

^ not all girls that do drugs are ho's... unless they smoke crack..

on that note, if she smokes crack

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