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he has a lot of work to do to live up to the name of "The Nate Dogg of the East"
lol titty boy would know the songs Mc Donald's used in their ads a while ago...lolbut on there real all i got to say is this....give akon 5 years if he's relevant and still all over the radio, sgv was right , he's more than a pop/disposable artistbut i'm sticking with my guns here in 5-6 year akon will not be relevant , he'll probably still be releasing albums but unless he starts an acting career or something i don't see him being relevant in music::yawns @ every song and 'street anthem on "trouble" slaps on some classic soul music and throws a middle finger to the radio::
what's your obsession with mc donald's tit master delux? are you THAT hungry all the time?what'd you want me to do? lol do you want an in depth review of his lame albumartist: akonalbum: trouble1. locked up- 2.5/5- annoying radio single , that sounds dated when listening back on it, tries to be dramatic, but falls short, gets boring, beat sounds like something off a whack g unit song2. trouble- 2/5- skippable song, whack begining, tedious meat of the song and hook gets old quick, sounds like i've heard this song before a couple million times, weird beat3. bananza- 2/5- one of those songs that those slutty 'club' girls listen to , whack hook, forgettable song, anoying beat again that reminds me of one of those songs that a fat 'party' gril would lsiten to drunk and like4. gangsa-1.5/5- wow again an anoying song that sounds dated when listening back on it, again why have i heard this song some where else a million times over? average beat at best, song is too long5. ghetto- 3/5- not that great of an 'anthm' , dated sound and overdone subject matter, the beat is very simplistic and not that catchy and very uninspired6. pot of gold-2/5- one of those songs you hear the first couple of seconds and skip, listening through it is like work, the subject matter is blah, and the hook is real poppy n'syn-ish even, beat is very simplistic and doesn't even acclompish in being catchy7. show out-2/5- this song is ok at first but when listening to the hook over and over again it gets old quick, again , you can almost picture yourself in the car with a girl going to a club or party 2 years ago and maybe feeling it a lttle bit but , to enoy it now you'd need some good weed, beat is ok but too snthasized8. lonely-2.5/5- wow another cheese fest , very simple uninspired beat , and the hook gets old quik9. when the times right-1.5/5- this song is jsut too unnatural, the emotion he tries to covey here sounds too forced10. journey-2/5- a song that you can't wait for it to be over, again another song that is too long for the quality it is, very tedious. and damn it akon ,again, why have i hread this song done before, but better? beat is very weird too , the drumline doesn't really match the spee of the other stuff going on in the beat IMO i can't put my finger on it but it's weird11. don't let up- 2.5/5another song that is very tedious to listen to, cheesy beat , again i'm reapeating myself here but the hook gets old quick 12. easy road- 3/5- one of the better songs on the album, the beat is done better, there is some catchiness to it, and unlike 98% of the rest of the album the beat isn't THAT dated, not yet, at least. voice is still annoying but at least i havn't heard these lyrics 2 million times before from someone else who did it better. overallthe street songs , although you can tell he tires , you can't help but think , wow i've heard this story before....i wouldn't care if he chose to sing about the streets and the shit that goes on, but he doesn't make anytrack his own, the topics sound very broad...almost any white suburban kid could tell this story from listening to old rap records, tell us something new, i KNOW there's stuff that goes on in the street that HASN"T been touched yet.....most of the street anthems go up the easy route , and become a self paradoy of the genreall of the club songs on this album fall short of being smash hits, and get old very quickly, the have that dated keyboard sound from 2-3 years agomost of the soulful tracks here , where akon goes out on a limb to find himself, sounds ...forced and overdone, very cliched topics , no real personality to the tracks....which wouldn't be as bad if he made these songs his OWN, instead they sound ameturish like he's imitating keith sweat or ginuwine which makes you think wow i've heard this done beforesexual songs- this is what really hold this album back. maybe i'm just spoiled from listening to jodeci all my life and growing up with marvin gaye and all the classics from the 60's and 70's but i almost want to laugh at how hard akon tries to 'allure' or set the mood, these sogns would make my dick softer than yogurt if a girl played this to set the mood
I don't have an obsession with McDonalds. Matter of fact, I can't stand that place. I still laugh at the fact that you're making a career out McDonalds though. Got promoted to Shift Leader and shit and now you think you're banking in money. LMAO @ Your predictable hate-filled review. It's all good. You're still dodging the fact that you can't call his street tracks Pop. Which is what it's about, not about your uneducated opinion on dudes album.
Quote from: Don Jacob on June 02, 2006, 01:42:57 AMwhat's your obsession with mc donald's tit master delux? are you THAT hungry all the time?what'd you want me to do? lol do you want an in depth review of his lame albumartist: akonalbum: trouble1. locked up- 2.5/5- annoying radio single , that sounds dated when listening back on it, tries to be dramatic, but falls short, gets boring, beat sounds like something off a whack g unit song2. trouble- 2/5- skippable song, whack begining, tedious meat of the song and hook gets old quick, sounds like i've heard this song before a couple million times, weird beat3. bananza- 2/5- one of those songs that those slutty 'club' girls listen to , whack hook, forgettable song, anoying beat again that reminds me of one of those songs that a fat 'party' gril would lsiten to drunk and like4. gangsa-1.5/5- wow again an anoying song that sounds dated when listening back on it, again why have i heard this song some where else a million times over? average beat at best, song is too long5. ghetto- 3/5- not that great of an 'anthm' , dated sound and overdone subject matter, the beat is very simplistic and not that catchy and very uninspired6. pot of gold-2/5- one of those songs you hear the first couple of seconds and skip, listening through it is like work, the subject matter is blah, and the hook is real poppy n'syn-ish even, beat is very simplistic and doesn't even acclompish in being catchy7. show out-2/5- this song is ok at first but when listening to the hook over and over again it gets old quick, again , you can almost picture yourself in the car with a girl going to a club or party 2 years ago and maybe feeling it a lttle bit but , to enoy it now you'd need some good weed, beat is ok but too snthasized8. lonely-2.5/5- wow another cheese fest , very simple uninspired beat , and the hook gets old quik9. when the times right-1.5/5- this song is jsut too unnatural, the emotion he tries to covey here sounds too forced10. journey-2/5- a song that you can't wait for it to be over, again another song that is too long for the quality it is, very tedious. and damn it akon ,again, why have i hread this song done before, but better? beat is very weird too , the drumline doesn't really match the spee of the other stuff going on in the beat IMO i can't put my finger on it but it's weird11. don't let up- 2.5/5another song that is very tedious to listen to, cheesy beat , again i'm reapeating myself here but the hook gets old quick 12. easy road- 3/5- one of the better songs on the album, the beat is done better, there is some catchiness to it, and unlike 98% of the rest of the album the beat isn't THAT dated, not yet, at least. voice is still annoying but at least i havn't heard these lyrics 2 million times before from someone else who did it better. overallthe street songs , although you can tell he tires , you can't help but think , wow i've heard this story before....i wouldn't care if he chose to sing about the streets and the shit that goes on, but he doesn't make anytrack his own, the topics sound very broad...almost any white suburban kid could tell this story from listening to old rap records, tell us something new, i KNOW there's stuff that goes on in the street that HASN"T been touched yet.....most of the street anthems go up the easy route , and become a self paradoy of the genreall of the club songs on this album fall short of being smash hits, and get old very quickly, the have that dated keyboard sound from 2-3 years agomost of the soulful tracks here , where akon goes out on a limb to find himself, sounds ...forced and overdone, very cliched topics , no real personality to the tracks....which wouldn't be as bad if he made these songs his OWN, instead they sound ameturish like he's imitating keith sweat or ginuwine which makes you think wow i've heard this done beforesexual songs- this is what really hold this album back. maybe i'm just spoiled from listening to jodeci all my life and growing up with marvin gaye and all the classics from the 60's and 70's but i almost want to laugh at how hard akon tries to 'allure' or set the mood, these sogns would make my dick softer than yogurt if a girl played this to set the moodWhatever it is you're using, I want it!
you resort to cheesy bags, but continue to make yourself look stupid.
But you had to resort to petty personal insults. Insults that arent even funny in the first place. And you still havnt said how the songs sgv posted are poppy.
Jake loves making stuff up: I was a janitor (By the way, it's not "bowl" movements smart guy, that would be bowel movements. If you're going to clown, clown correctly). Akon is pop. But he can never back any of it up. Now, see me, I use facts... Not cheesy bags. You did/do work at McDonalds. You did say you supervise magazine racks. You look dumb, once again.
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