Author Topic: Who is this Sikotic character? I would like to see him in my office...  (Read 558 times)

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*enters office uninvited*

whats all the comotion about?

*starts going through Sunsets fridge*
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*enters office uninvited*

whats all the comotion about?

*starts going through Sunsets fridge*


*(Tech)finds $90,000 in the freezer*

*right then Sikotic enters the office in a purple fur coat*


« Last Edit: May 26, 2006, 05:25:51 PM by I should always Stop, Drop and Roll »
 

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this has nothing to do with anything but :


don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?


it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?

this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that


what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?



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*enters office* hey how come siavashes office has a air conditioner and I cant even get a fan.
*Sees Kain telling tech how beautiful he would look in purple while licking his lips and tech continuing to eat toaster crumbs out of siavashes fridge*
 

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this has nothing to do with anything but :


don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?


it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?

this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that


what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?



LMFAO post of the year... why dont they design bathrooms without taking puking and shitting at once as a factor ?
 

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this has nothing to do with anything but :


don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?


it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?

this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that


what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?



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*enters office*

tells Tom to pass me a drink from the fridge.  Im thirsty as a mutherfucker.  Proceeds to brush the dirt off the shoulder of Sikotics purple fur coat...

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*h cottie pops out from the back of the fridge and walks out with a mr. pibb & red vines*

the fuck is goin on?

I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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*h cottie pops out from the back of the fridge and walks out with a mr. pibb & red vines*

the fuck is goin on?
where did you get the pib from b/c all that was in this fridge was a dead hampster and some toaster crumbs which tech has been hogging *toms and tech proceed to  :catfight: over the toaster crumbs
 

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this has nothing to do with anything but :


don't you hate it when you got to throw up and shit at the same time?


it's like fuck......what do i do throw up in the toilet and shit my pants , or shit and throw up alll over the place?

this wasn't a problem at my mom's house cuz the tub was right there in front of the toilet, ic ould show up drunk as fuck take my shit and puke in the tub and then wash it out and go to bed and be on my marry way to never neverland. but see i'm stuck with this illustrious delema, i'm in a house with one of those HALF fucking bathrooms (who builds a house with half a bathroom?jerk offs).....where it's a sink on one end of the rooom.....way over there,yeah, and on the other end there's the toilet and everywhere you face it's a pretty wall with doillies , i can't puke or shit on that


what should i do fellas , waht the fuck do i do?


is there an trash can in the room?
 

h cottie is bac-tive?

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*h cottie pops out from the back of the fridge and walks out with a mr. pibb & red vines*

the fuck is goin on?
where did you get the pib from b/c all that was in this fridge was a dead hampster and some toaster crumbs which tech has been hogging *toms and tech proceed to  :catfight: over the toaster crumbs

*peels off the marley poster from the backside of the fridge*


I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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*Walks In, Everyone Looks, Walks out*