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LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« on: July 25, 2006, 09:59:05 AM »
Not only is he incredibly wack, got the worst voice in hiphop and looks retarded, but he also recycles each line he does, so that he only does 8 bars a verse, repeated x2.
Labels should cut his salary in two, LOL @ this fool saying "I said" then repeating his lines like they're amazing.

Did anybody on Dubcc buy his album?, never really seen a hiphop fan say Mike Jones is dope ?

[Mike Jones]
Uh! I'm comin out in that candy thang, 8 carats in my pinky rang
Drop the top in the parking lot so y'all can see where the deserts swang
Candy paint what I'm flippin on, 84's and vogues what I'm tippin on
Momo wood grain I'm grippin on, grippin on
I said: Candy paint what I'm flippin on, 84's and vogues what I'm tippin on
Momo wood grain I'm grippin on, codeine in cup I'm sippin on

I hog the lane in that candy train, swangin left and right then I turn up the bang
I'ma say it for those who don't know my name, know my name
They call me Mike Jones and I blew up quick, Ice Age the name you can't tell by the wrists?
I sit on buck in that candy 6, and I keep that thing real handy bitch!
I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave 'em on the run
'Cause I don't got no love for 'em but hard dick and bubble gum!
I said: I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave 'em on the run
'Cause I don't got no love for 'em but hard dick and bubble gum!
I said: I keep it trill like Pimp and Bun, do hoes bad and leave 'em on the run
'Cause I don't got no love for 'em but hard dick and bubble gum!



WTF ??
This dude needs a ghostwriter after being in the game for only a few years..  :-\
And he even started acting.. he was "Getaway driver" in Prison Break.  :D

 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2006, 10:02:40 AM »
^Got a bigger pic of Meth's cover to his new CD???Looks nice.
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2006, 10:03:11 AM »
LMAO, mike jones is wack, i dont even download his shit cuz its a waste of energy  ;)
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 10:22:07 AM »

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2006, 11:33:21 AM »
Jome you were calling his cell phone a year ago  :raisetheroof:
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 11:39:39 AM »
eh i kinda liked back then and still tippin but the rest is wack and repetitive. Still tho it as good for last summer i dont bump it anymore so it cant be that good, example...ive had the games cd in my car since it came out, i bump wscg bowdobw at least once a week since it came out and eazy e, tupac old snoop,old dre old cube never gets old.
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 11:57:03 AM »
I bought it. And on every record it's the same thing. It sounded like a cheap album becuz the sound quality sucked. Listen to 'Back Then' it sounds basement recorded and thrown onto it......imo. The only reason he got so big was becuz of him repeating his rhymes and giving away his phone number WHICH was a rip off cuz it didn't even work.
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2006, 04:16:39 PM »
I bought it. And on every record it's the same thing. It sounded like a cheap album becuz the sound quality sucked. Listen to 'Back Then' it sounds basement recorded and thrown onto it......imo. The only reason he got so big was becuz of him repeating his rhymes and giving away his phone number WHICH was a rip off cuz it didn't even work.
but the s&c cd was radical.
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2006, 04:28:57 PM »
he is horrible
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2006, 04:34:15 PM »
LMAO @ people calling his number, thats the only reason i like dude, he gives out his phone number on almost every track - 281-330-8004
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2006, 04:36:55 PM »
LMAO @ people calling his number, thats the only reason i like dude, he gives out his phone number on almost every track - 281-330-8004

Yeah I like that, but dude can't rap
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2006, 03:08:06 AM »
I'm a fan and always will be a fan.

Mike WHO?

Hey, if people can be Dipset fans, i can be a Mike Jones fan.

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2006, 03:16:44 AM »
Hes awful, I just remember the track he did with busta...oh dear!
I will believe Detox when I hear a single for it and have the album in my hands.
but what if you loose your hands before Detox drops?
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2006, 04:04:12 AM »
all these "new" cats from the South can't rap, Mike Jones is no exception
 

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Re: LOL @ that ratty ass Mike Jones
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2006, 06:24:37 AM »
all these "new" cats from the South can't rap, Mike Jones is no exception

chamillionaire is pretty good, even made paul wall look good on the albums they did together.

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