Official dodgy pick up line thread....

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a
fat slut.
>>>> >
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just
yet
>>>> >
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done fucking you in the
back
of my car, I don't give a damn where you go.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>> > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>> > Man: That explains the moustache then!
>>>> >
>>>> > (CLASSIC!!!!)
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>>> > Woman: Unfertilised.
>>>> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>> > Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
>>>> > impossible to shake off once you've been fucked.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: Would you like to dance?
>>>> > Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
>>>> > Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those
pants
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>> > Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
>>>> > Man: Just as well cos I've been fucking your mum while your
dad watches.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: You're pretty
>>>> > Woman: Pizz off.
>>>> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>

[NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO]

MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a
fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just
yet
>>>> > (CLASSIC!!!!)
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>>> > Woman: Unfertilised.
>>>> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>> > Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
>>>> > impossible to shake off once you've been fucked.

These are the ones I thought were funniest, the last 1 I quoted was the funniest IMO. props.

[Sikotic™]

LMAO @ the last one

[QuietTruth]

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

[Gangstauu]

lmfao

[T-Dogg]

Better remember a couple for future reference... Just in case.

["THE" MoSav]

MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a
fat slut.
>>>> >
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just
yet
>>>> >
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done fucking you in the
back
of my car, I don't give a damn where you go.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>> > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>> > Man: That explains the moustache then!
>>>> >
>>>> > (CLASSIC!!!!)
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>>> > Woman: Unfertilised.
>>>> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>>>> > Woman: But would you stay there?
>>>> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
>>>> > impossible to shake off once you've been fucked.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: Would you like to dance?
>>>> > Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
>>>> > Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those
pants
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: Where have you been all my life?
>>>> > Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
>>>> > Man: Just as well cos I've been fucking your mum while your
dad watches.
>>>> >
>>>> > Man: You're pretty
>>>> > Woman: Pizz off.
>>>> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>

LMAO! whats this from?

[WestCoasta]

lame, basically because you would never get these responses...


this is a good one tho...

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.