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Jamal420

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2002, 07:37:13 PM »
ok but the first time the joke was used it was

Q: how do you start a riot among jews?
A: throw a penny into the crowd
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2002, 07:59:54 PM »
damn thats some funny shit, but some of them are fucked up lol....
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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2002, 09:10:54 PM »
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roccy....4 reals thats a joke about jews but he didnt wanna say jews so he said persians....



LOL, werd probably, ..but its coo I can careless, people are people..peace
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2002, 10:12:07 AM »
Lol, I dunno...Maybe American jews are cheap...but israeli Jews always be talkin about how Persians are cheap, my dad should know, he does construction jobs for a lot of people, the persians always are like "You no geeev me deescounnt?? Vhyyy?"...LoL...But wtvr, like roccy said...people are people...LOl
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ROCCY

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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2002, 10:17:49 AM »
LOL^^ I dunno, but jews are known for the most sue's and rip offs lol..
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2002, 10:22:30 AM »
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LOL^^ I dunno, but jews are known for the most sue's and rip offs lol..


and persians are known for shopping at the Swapmeet and Downtown LA...
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2002, 11:27:07 AM »
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Lol, I dunno...Maybe American jews are cheap...but israeli Jews always be talkin about how Persians are cheap, my dad should know, he does construction jobs for a lot of people, the persians always are like "You no geeev me deescounnt?? Vhyyy?"...LoL...But wtvr, like roccy said...people are people...LOl



word....hes right.....lol......the American Jews r really fuckin cheap but tha Israeli Jews always talk shit about Persians (no offense)...like "Geeyve me diskoont!!!...I no pay $75....u steal my mooney"

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2002, 11:32:50 AM »
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no honestly....i swear i aint got nothin against jews or anything...i think all that beef is gay cuz there aint no point or reason.....but that really was a jewish joke when first made up....there's actually a lot of jokes about jews being cheap

for example
Q: whats the difference between a canoe and a jew ?
A: a canoe TIPS

...personally i dont think jews are cheap or anything but some people have perceived them 2 be.....but dont even say its a mexican joke


lololol
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2002, 08:39:54 PM »
u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2002, 09:05:49 PM »
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....


lmao exactly, there are so many persian jews in the US, specially LA and NY
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2002, 09:15:25 PM »
man the way i see it, EVERY! is fucking CHEAP. except them foos that live in beverly hills and shit lol
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2002, 10:43:24 PM »
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....



werd, Exactly..
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« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2002, 07:22:11 AM »
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u mite be right....there are some persians that are cheap....but guess what.....they're also jews.....


Yea, exactly...Those stupid American Jews...They give Jews a bad name...Go too Israel, no Israelis are cheap down there...Im sure most Persians aren't cheap either...But it was a joke brought from israelis upon Persians...Peace
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2002, 09:48:47 PM »
Q:why are black people so good at basketball??

A:because they run,shoot and steal


Q:why do u go to a black persons garage sale?

A:To get ur stuff back



Q:Why dont u throw rocks at a black guy on a bike?


A:because tha bike is probably yours



Q:Why do jews have big noses?

A:because the air is free







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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2002, 10:43:47 PM »
Ill tell u guys some rasict aboriginal jokes:

Why are the bins see-through in PERTH??(a place in aus wit heaps aboriginals)
So the aboriginals can go window shopping.

What do u call an aboriginal in a ferrari?
A theif.

And a bonus jewish one:

How was the grand canyon created?
A jew dropped 5 cents down an ant hole.

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2002, 10:49:05 PM »
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Q:why are black people so good at basketball??

A:because they run,shoot and steal


Q:why do u go to a black persons garage sale?

A:To get ur stuff back



Q:Why dont u throw rocks at a black guy on a bike?


A:because tha bike is probably yours



Q:Why do jews have big noses?

A:because the air is free









lol @especially the last one
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