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Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« on: June 24, 2002, 07:30:52 PM »
Why dont jew's name their daughters Sue?
Sue is a verb to jews

who was the greatest jewish chef?
hitler

how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays

*Why are there garbage cans at white weddings?
-To keep the flies off of the bride.

*Why is the Cracker's ass so flat?
-Because he brother's pecker is so little.



-A pregnant Italian woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma, asleep for nearly six months.

When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother from Sicily came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name, guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."




-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh


Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!

Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."

 

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2002, 07:33:06 PM »
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how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays




:-/  :o...and 2 tha rest (of tha Jew ones)..... :-/ :-/
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2002, 08:25:47 PM »
those mexican ones are funny as hell
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2002, 08:28:21 PM »
LOL.  Those are good.


I got one.


What is tha difference between a Pizza and a Jew?













Pizzas don't scream when they are put in tha oven.






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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2002, 08:31:57 PM »
damn the jewish/ashtray one was cold as fuck lol

the parrot one was funny as hell too
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2002, 09:11:19 PM »
Damn Reverand thats old, and that jewish ashtray one was cold, but everything but funny..peace
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2002, 09:18:47 PM »
yeah, I knew that was old.  But that Ashtray one is just as old.  So I thought what the hell.





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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2002, 09:41:34 PM »
LOL tight
i got some, kinda old tho

Q. why do mexicans refry their beans?
A. have u ever seen a mexican do anything right the first time?

Q. What do u call a school bus full of black people?
A. A rotten banana

What do u call 10 mexicans under water?...pollution
....but what do u call 10 million mexicans under water? ...solution
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2002, 09:54:18 PM »
what is tha cuban national anthem?

row row row your boat

what does it say on tha bottom of soda cans in poland?

open other end

how did tha germans take over poland in 28 days?

they marched in backwards an tha tha polish thought they were leaving

whats black,  white,  blue,  green,  red,  an yellow?

its my nigger an i'll paint him any color i want

How do u get a one armed pollock hangin from a tree down?

wave 2 him

Did u hear what happend to tha 2 polish boys?

there dad wanted a watery grave an they drowned tryin to dig it
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2002, 10:02:30 PM »
here's one.  may be old, but who cares.


How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece?


..........Wit a Crowbar.   lol.






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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2002, 10:03:17 PM »
row row your boat damn LMAO
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2002, 10:22:36 PM »
Damn, summa that shit was pretty fuked up...but then again, Doggy iz a pretty fuked up person so...lol

How come therez no Mexican Olympic team?
~Cus all tha ones that can run, jump, and swim...are already here.

Whats the difference frum a dog being hit by a car, and a Middle Easterner bein hit by a car?
~Theres skid marks in front of tha dog

What do u call a bus fulla white people?
~A twinkie


cant think of anything else...fukit...

yall racist muhafuckaz. LOL
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2002, 10:25:41 PM »
all of them had me rolling
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2002, 02:19:39 AM »
lolololololololololololol
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2002, 02:51:35 AM »
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-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh


Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!

Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."



LMAO

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2002, 08:37:23 AM »
Q:Why did the Chicken cross the road?

A:Cuz the black guy was chasing him with a frying pan.


Q:How do u start a Persian Marathon?

A:Throw a penny down the street...


Q:Why don't black people give blow jobs?

A:Cuz black people do no jobs.
 

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2002, 08:38:59 AM »
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Q:Why don't black people give blow jobs?

A:Cuz black people do no jobs.


that was good
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2002, 09:19:01 AM »
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Q:Why did the Chicken cross the road?

A:Cuz the black guy was chasing him with a frying pan.


Q:How do u start a Persian Marathon?

A:Throw a penny down the street...


Q:Why don't black people give blow jobs?

A:Cuz black people do no jobs.


LMAO@ persian marathon
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2002, 02:47:48 PM »
Why did tha cracker cross tha road?
~Cus his dick was stuck inna chicken

How was the Grand Canyon formed?
~A jew dropped a pennie down n anthill

What are the 2 biggest Polish military inventions?
~Ejection seats on helicopters, Screen Doors on submarines

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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2002, 02:55:52 PM »
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Damn, summa that shit was pretty fuked up...but then again, Doggy iz a pretty fuked up person so...lol



LOL  ;D
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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2002, 05:05:44 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2002, 06:49:39 PM »
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LMAO@ persian marathon



roccy....4 reals thats a joke about jews but he didnt wanna say jews so he said persians....
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2002, 06:50:39 PM »
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roccy....4 reals thats a joke about jews but he didnt wanna say jews so he said persians....



naah it aint...its a mexican joke
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Re: Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2002, 07:03:41 PM »
no honestly....i swear i aint got nothin against jews or anything...i think all that beef is gay cuz there aint no point or reason.....but that really was a jewish joke when first made up....there's actually a lot of jokes about jews being cheap

for example
Q: whats the difference between a canoe and a jew ?
A: a canoe TIPS

...personally i dont think jews are cheap or anything but some people have perceived them 2 be.....but dont even say its a mexican joke
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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2002, 07:06:59 PM »
i kno theres jokes saying jews r cheap but that on in perticular is mexican...

it goes

Q. How do u find the Mexican population?
A. Roll a penny down tha street
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