Travel recomendations for upcoming winter

[J Bananas]

I'm really just trying to find a place to chill out for about a week. I'm kinda in the mood for abusing my girl if she begins to harsh my mellow, so the area has to have soft laws against beating women's asses. I'm also in the mood to purchase some 20 year old russian asault rifles, and perhaps a mercedes or oil. I am also tired of seeing Dr. Phil's face on tv, so I'd like an area that doesn't play up western culture too heavily, and isn't very welcoming towards christianity. Frankly it would be real relaxing if I could just lay around in the warm sunshine and not have to be bothered by daily drag of my girlfriend, safety, or personal freedom. can any of you recomend which of these shining gems would be best suited for my needs?

[Jip]

syria and iran, you must have a death wish son, america is about to go jihad on they ass

stay in the west, or go to tokyo or some shit

[Doggystylin]

you really must be blazed dude lmao