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Facts About Sex
« on: August 18, 2006, 03:51:39 AM »
• Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

• All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

• A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200

• Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

• Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

• Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

• Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

• Smallest natural penis ever recorded: 5/8 of an inch

• Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

• According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.

• According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

• Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

• The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

• Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

• The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

• Venus observa is the technical term for the missionary position.

• Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

• A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

• Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

• Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

• A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

• Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

• In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases.

• The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

• For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

• The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

• It would take one hour of sex to burn off the calories of 11 Hershey Kisses.

• It will take 32 strokes for an average american to ejaculate.

• Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

• A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.

• Studies show that smoking cigarretes can cause erectile dysfunction.
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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 03:57:43 AM »
 :drool: Those are some interesting facts.
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 04:06:04 AM »
• Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

^^^^Lol. As if it was written on the back of a drink you can buy at your local supermarket. "Hey, want more calories? Drink semen!" LMAO
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 09:20:23 AM »
• Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

you've just made my day :P
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 09:49:17 AM »
• Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

lets be honest, that one is pure bullshit!

 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 10:29:45 AM »
• Average number of times he will ejaculate from maturbation: 2000

lets be honest, that one is pure bullshit!


A lot of those are. LOL. Interesting though...PeACe
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 10:33:49 AM »

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


i just grew a beard, wonder why it had grown so fast this time.  spent a lot in the spot this past week.   ;)
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 10:48:03 AM »
Change that 2,000 to 20,000 and it would be closer.

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 10:57:36 AM »
• Average length of a penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

you've just made my day :P
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• Smallest natural penis ever recorded: 5/8 of an inch
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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 11:03:20 AM »

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


i just grew a beard, wonder why it had grown so fast this time.  spent a lot in the spot this past week.   ;)

thats one i def dont believe

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 11:10:11 AM »

• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.


i just grew a beard, wonder why it had grown so fast this time.  spent a lot in the spot this past week.   ;)

thats one i def dont believe


Actually, that one could be true, cuz beard-growth has a lot to do with hormones, and hormones rage when you're anticipating sex...PeACe
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 12:52:30 PM »


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.
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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2006, 01:03:32 PM »


• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


You can consider this one false. Do you really think a butterfly or a fish goes mating with the idea of 'Hey! I'm going to beget some offspring so my genes can live on and on for ever!'? All animals mate because they enjoy it.

Actually, no, this is a known fact...Dolphins do have sex for reproduction, but they have sex even when they are not attempting to reproduce...Look it up. Other animals have sex because it's in their nature, they don't have casual sex like dolphins, who are known to bond through sex...PeACe
 

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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2006, 01:59:59 PM »
^^ yup

some facts I didnt know there
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Re: Facts About Sex
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2006, 02:20:11 PM »
 A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

• Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

• Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

after i tell my girl these 3 shell be up for it every night

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