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Quick One Liners.
« on: August 29, 2006, 01:47:18 PM »
Everybody post up some one-liners you came up with really quick...Shit should be interesting...

The hospital only treats for cash/
So only if ya poor I'd beat your ass/

I'm intense, I leave bitches dead on the streets/
And got spectators sittin' on the edge of they seats/

Watch a Jew hit you with Jiu Jitsu/
Rip you like used tissues and kiss you with 2 pistols/

Extreme measurements, I seem elegant/
But I do what I do cuz I'm what they feed elephants/

Boom boom clap, watch a Jew do rap/
It don't match like a farmer with a Fubu cap/

Sccit's superior, makin' muthafuckaz feel inferior/
Facin' this is dangerous like Kobe from the peremiter/

You talk about rawness but your raps is weak/
I'm flippin' styles so raw my arsenal is packaged meat/

Knockin' punks the fuck out, it's the way the game's played/
Make sure to stay down, son, you ain't Dwyane Wade/

Bitches bitch while idiots spit the shit that makes rap so whack/
I'm Sccit Tha Shit, I'll spit some shit and flip the script like acrobats/
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 07:51:07 AM »
Props.. I love your one-liners.. dope thread idea... here's some of my own for now..


We steady waiting on Elite crew it seems they have gotten lost/
Guess they won't be ready to battle till the time Dre drop's Detox/

Bush says he got rid of Sadaam because he was killing by the thousands/
Guess that's why the Native's said the White man talks with two toungues/

Bush angry at the battle tactics, realize, he's actually blamin the oppressed/
Mad at the way the Muslim tries to loosen the noose around his neck/




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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 09:57:40 AM »
When it comes to fucken hoes they all lust in line/
Knowin they feel the big bang like busta rhymes/

When done fucken with me emcees start from scratch/
Cause i'm like Barry in his prime homie, hard to catch/

I'm a undetected virus, you can't find a Doctors description/
Cats catch cases of malpractice trying to find a proper perscription/

just made those up on the spot,

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 10:41:16 AM »
my symptoms are like, superman to kryptonite when i grip the mic/

my weaponry is legendary, what i carry depends on my mood so it varies/

these combatants are faggots, i'll blast em' like it's a habit/

don't give a damn if ya'll felt-me, i'll leave this man melting, attacking my enemies like Van Helsing/

I'm the intellectual telekinetical sentinal/
letters that splitbentricles leave you needing atteniton that's medical/

with this piece to your mind, i'll take a piece of your mind, there's no peace in these lines/

watchin light porn like a whore who might mourn at a dike morgue for a night or more outside the door she cries but what for/

slip on the gas mask and laugh as tear gas stops you from breathing/
with the gat, spray your back, give asshole a new meaning/


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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 02:34:42 PM »
niggas aint up on game, so they really dont know-
me and my niggas, we stay gettin dough-

i got a knot in my pocket, boutta hundred grand-
im a killa on these streets, im that nigga, man-

you a jewboy, you bitch about bullshit-
shut the fuck up while i empty this full clip-
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 02:37:47 PM »
niggas aint up on game, so they really dont know-
me and my niggas, we stay gettin dough-

i got a knot in my pocket, boutta hundred grand-
im a killa on these streets, im that nigga, man-

you a jewboy, you bitch about bullshit-
shut the fuck up while i empty this full clip-

Yo those aren't really one liners, just simple raps...notice how all the other ones posted are creatively written for a crowd reaction in a emcee battle. I think that's what NIK was implying when he started this thread,

chill
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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 02:39:10 PM »
niggas aint up on game, so they really dont know-
me and my niggas, we stay gettin dough-

i got a knot in my pocket, boutta hundred grand-
im a killa on these streets, im that nigga, man-

you a jewboy, you bitch about bullshit-
shut the fuck up while i empty this full clip-

^^Yea, I'm Jewish, at least I don't think I'm a nigga, Paki
The only thing you can pop is ya muthafuckin acne... :-*
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 02:41:09 PM »
niggas aint up on game, so they really dont know-
me and my niggas, we stay gettin dough-

i got a knot in my pocket, boutta hundred grand-
im a killa on these streets, im that nigga, man-

you a jewboy, you bitch about bullshit-
shut the fuck up while i empty this full clip-

Yo those aren't really one liners, just simple raps...notice how all the other ones posted are creatively written for a crowd reaction in a emcee battle. I think that's what NIK was implying when he started this thread,

chill


Don't even bother...Dude's a straight moron. LOL.
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2007, 02:44:00 PM »
niggas aint up on game, so they really dont know-
me and my niggas, we stay gettin dough-

i got a knot in my pocket, boutta hundred grand-
im a killa on these streets, im that nigga, man-

you a jewboy, you bitch about bullshit-
shut the fuck up while i empty this full clip-

^^Yea, I'm Jewish, at least I don't think I'm a nigga, Paki
The only thing you can pop is ya muthafuckin acne... :-*
shuttup bitch, you dont know shit about me cuzz.
you got robbed my ya mann, u said he was your blood.

i guess thats how u jews be doin eachother.
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2007, 02:45:12 PM »
i guess thats how u jews be doin eachother.


LMAO. Not at what you said, but how you try saying it. :grumpy:
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2007, 02:46:39 PM »
i guess thats how u jews be doin eachother.


LMAO. Not at what you said, but how you try saying it. :grumpy:
u got problems buddy, try being positive for once in your life, it'll help you out.
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2007, 02:53:06 PM »
LOLLLLL
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2007, 11:31:27 PM »
my symptoms are like, superman to kryptonite when i grip the mic/

my weaponry is legendary, what i carry depends on my mood so it varies/

these combatants are faggots, i'll blast em' like it's a habit/

don't give a damn if ya'll felt-me, i'll leave this man melting, attacking my enemies like Van Helsing/

I'm the intellectual telekinetical sentinal/
letters that splitbentricles leave you needing atteniton that's medical/

with this piece to your mind, i'll take a piece of your mind, there's no peace in these lines/

watchin light porn like a whore who might mourn at a dike morgue for a night or more outside the door she cries but what for/

slip on the gas mask and laugh as tear gas stops you from breathing/
with the gat, spray your back, give asshole a new meaning/


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are these our OWN one liners? Or one liners from rappers? becuz these^^^ Sound like Some canibus one liners..

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 12:56:36 AM »
nik, your jew ass took canibus' flow.  damn ya'll jews be takin everybody's shit.  fuck, ya'll niggas even be robbin niggas for their land. 
 

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Re: Quick One Liners.
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2007, 07:24:31 AM »
Everybody post up some one-liners you came up with really quick...Shit should be interesting...

The hospital only treats for cash/
So only if ya poor I'd beat your ass/

I'm intense, I leave bitches dead on the streets/
And got spectators sittin' on the edge of they seats/

Watch a Jew hit you with Jiu Jitsu/
Rip you like used tissues and kiss you with 2 pistols/

Extreme measurements, I seem elegant/
But I do what I do cuz I'm what they feed elephants/

Boom boom clap, watch a Jew do rap/
It don't match like a farmer with a Fubu cap/

Sccit's superior, makin' muthafuckaz feel inferior/
Facin' this is dangerous like Kobe from the peremiter/

You talk about rawness but your raps is weak/
I'm flippin' styles so raw my arsenal is packaged meat/

Knockin' punks the fuck out, it's the way the game's played/
Make sure to stay down, son, you ain't Dwyane Wade/

Bitches bitch while idiots spit the shit that makes rap so whack/
I'm Sccit Tha Shit, I'll spit some shit and flip the script like acrobats/


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