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Doggystylin

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Damn horny priests
« on: June 24, 2002, 07:35:26 PM »
Nancy is confessing her sins...

NANCY: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

FATHER: What is it this week Nancy?

N: Father, I called a man a son of a bitch.

F: Why did you call him an S.O.B. Nancy?

N: Well, he touched me.

F: Like this? (he touches her hand)

N: Yes!

F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, but then he grabbed my breast.

F: Hmm. Like this?

N: Yeah, exactly like that!

F: Well, that's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, No. But then he ripped my clothes off.

F: Ahh. Like this? (kshhh)

N: Yes! Yes!

F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, you're misunderstanding. He put his "you know what" in my "you know where".

FIVE MINUTES PASS...

F: (grunts) Like this?

N: YEAH! Exactly like that!

F: That's no......reason.....to call him an S.O.B.

N: But father, he had AIDS.

F: SON OF A BITCH HOOLIGAN!!!
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2002, 07:36:33 PM »
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2002, 08:13:46 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2002, 08:21:28 PM »
That was genius
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2002, 08:50:55 PM »
haha, yea that waz a good one.....
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2002, 10:01:23 PM »
LOL...haha,that was tight
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2002, 10:03:05 PM »
LOL!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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S.G.V.

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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2002, 10:29:07 PM »
ha
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2002, 11:25:22 PM »
lol.
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2002, 02:15:47 AM »
lololollol
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2002, 07:41:54 AM »
LMAO that shit was HILARIOUS
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2002, 08:17:58 AM »
Out of all tha jokes you posted, I think this one's tha funniest.


''F: SON OF A BITCH HOOLIGAN!!!'' eheheh. ;D
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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2002, 01:04:31 PM »
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LMAO that shit was HILARIOUS

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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2002, 01:09:15 PM »
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Damn horny priests
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2002, 05:07:27 PM »
lol i wanna be a priest
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