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King Tech Quadafi · « **on:** October 11, 2006, 12:26:17 AM »

Paris and Nicole End The Cold War With Hot Steak

Get Geneva on the phone! Paris and Nicole are hanging out again!

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, who have been considered off speaking terms since April 2005, dined together Sunday, October 8, at L.A. restaurant Dan Tana's Steakhouse. Paris would only ever say of their feud that, "Nicole knows what she did." Both would later say the feud wasn't kicked off by any specific incident but rather because they gradually grew apart.

Well maybe now that they're growing back together again they can whip Hollywood into shape. First project: drive Paris's new arch-enemy out of town. In a story that warmed the hearts of many celeb watchers, Paris was allegedly punched in the face at a Hollywood nightclub last week by Shanna Moakler, the star of reality series Meet the Barkers and early casualty on Dancing With the Stars. Shanna has come out swinging on the legal front, telling entertainment newscast Extra, "I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton."

What was it then, hair pulling? Shanna's publicist claimed in a statement, "Shanna exchanged words with Paris. [Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos] entered and said he was going to 'hit' and 'beat' Shanna. Shanna replied, 'You're going to hit me? I'm a woman.' Stavros then shoved her downstairs, twisted her wrists behind her back and poured a drink on her." It's a shame this appears to be the one incident in Paris's life that was not caught on video.

With all the stress of being a socialite, its no wonder Paris is packing a stash of...tobacco? A photograph circulating online shows a little Ziploc full of green vegetation inside Hilton's handbag at a party in Milan, Italy. As per usual, Paris has a half-baked excuse.

The heiress's publicist explained that the baggie contained tobacco because, "Paris Hilton rolls her own tobacco cigarettes." Frankly, I find it a little far-fetched to believe Paris does anything for herself, including recording that debut album of hers. I credit a band of robots. I'm not saying Paris is a pothead, but it would explain why she talks like she's just landed her Pegasus at Fairy Palace.

In related news, a survey conducted by Forbes magazine's web site found Paris Hilton is considered the most over-exposed celebrity, followed by Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith and Kevin Federline. This reconciliation with Nicole isn't exactly lowering Paris's profile either.

It's a title she carries with pride if you believe Rod Stewart. The rocker, whose song "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" is covered by Paris on her album, told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show that Paris is a sweetheart despite her trampy public image. "She's a very nice girl, I think sometimes she gets a bad rap," he says. "She enjoys her publicity. She'll grow out of it." Did Zsa Zsa Gabor grow out of it? Exactly.

King Tech Quadafi · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:27:44 AM »

Quote from: King Tech Quadafi on October 11, 2006, 12:26:17 AM

The heiress's publicist explained that the baggie contained tobacco because, "Paris Hilton rolls her own tobacco cigarettes."

im sure we've all used this excuse at some point in our lives

J Bananas · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:34:07 AM »

i'd rather have sex with nicole. but i'd really rather rape paris just to scar that ignorant cunt for life

King Tech Quadafi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:35:15 AM »

Quote from: J Bananas on October 11, 2006, 12:34:07 AM

i'd rather have sex with nicole. but i'd really rather rape paris just to scar that ignorant cunt for life

pre anorexia

nicole> paris

now

paris > nicole

J Bananas · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:35:49 AM »

unfortunately. god i hate life

King Tech Quadafi · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:37:19 AM »

Quote from: J Bananas on October 11, 2006, 12:35:49 AM

unfortunately. god i hate life

its that athiest induced void in your life acting up again. someone needs to re enroll in sunday school

J Bananas · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:39:27 AM »

Quote from: King Tech Quadafi on October 11, 2006, 12:37:19 AM

Quote from: J Bananas on October 11, 2006, 12:35:49 AM
unfortunately. god i hate life

its that athiest induced void in your life acting up again. someone needs to re enroll in sunday school

nigger fuck that i believe in god i just dont believe any dumb insecure motherfucker from the dark ages could accurately tell us about him or especially tell us how god wants us to live. religious pople have a void, in their head