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Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« on: October 12, 2006, 08:13:04 PM »
OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 08:25:50 PM »
Muthafuckas are fighting?

smoke something.
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 09:08:58 PM »
That bomb Bin laden chronic  8)
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

- Lewis Carroll
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 10:53:56 PM »
you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests.



marijuana forests!  FORESTS!
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2006, 12:36:44 AM »
like huge fuckin cornfield size marijuana forests, some of the best crop in the world resistant to phosphorus and diesel burns, heat radiating..if one of you guys wanna ship me an pound or something i'll gladly adopt a female member of your family and give her a nice life, i'll obviously be wealthy from this product, think about it
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2006, 04:39:45 AM »
haha i want to see pictures of that shit...

LOL they cant burn it, motherfuckes have thousands of soldiers out there, roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it.... probably end the war too...

and LMFAO @ soldiers feeling ill downwind... HAHA this is comedy  :D
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2006, 07:10:21 AM »
"Uhh, sarge, I don't think we need any more camo."

"Private, shut up and keep packing!"
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 11:46:04 PM »
^ha!
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2006, 12:02:26 AM »
I saw some pics of it on MSN this morning.  Shit was ill.
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2006, 02:05:57 AM »
ANY body here ever smoked OPIUM????
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2006, 02:50:45 AM »
OMG, they found heaven...
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 04:54:58 AM »
lol, no need for fighting. Just smoke one...or two.
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2006, 11:39:25 AM »
lol, no need for fighting. Just smoke one...or two.

exactly, a little half hour blunt sess in the forest would probably slow down killing and fighting to the point where we arent doing shit over there and have to come home
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2006, 03:37:40 PM »
they should burn that forest so the thc can go in the atmosphere
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2006, 08:49:39 PM »
damn, sign me up for the army!
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2006, 08:53:42 PM »
huh weird.
i never knew heaven was in afghanistan.
 

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Re: Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2006, 12:11:57 AM »
damn, sign me up for the army!


lol, J Bananas: Undercover Recruitment Officer.