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MEN vs. WOMEN
« on: October 22, 2006, 08:17:50 PM »
WOMAN'S POEM
>>
>>   Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>   I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>>   One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>>   One who loves to listen long,
>>   One who thinks before he speaks,
>>   One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>   I pray he's gainfully employed,
>>   When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>>   Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>   Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>   Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>>   Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>>   I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>>   And always be my very best friend.
>>
>>
>>   MAN'S POEM
>>   I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
>>   who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me
>>   fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
>>   shit.

I thought this was funny. Pretty Damn true, most men just dont give a fuck. Pussy is what it all boils down too... 8)
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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2006, 09:57:24 AM »
bad thread title, i'm surprised i checked it... true and funny never the less..
 

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2006, 10:56:08 AM »
bad thread title, i'm surprised i checked it... true and funny never the less..

what would you have changed the title too?

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2006, 10:59:43 AM »
dunno, men vs. women?

 

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2006, 11:04:21 AM »
dunno, men vs. women?




you think i should change it?

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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2006, 11:06:51 AM »
15 views in one day when i checked it... doin worse than tony yayo....
 

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2006, 11:08:23 AM »
15 views in one day when i checked it... doin worse than tony yayo....

oh man...worse then prodigy's rapping?

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2006, 11:09:17 AM »
lyrics aint that bad, it's your promotion thats lettin you down.
 

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 11:09:59 AM »
lyrics aint that bad, it's your promotion thats lettin you down.

will you promote me? take me to the promise land?  ;D  ???

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 11:11:01 AM »
i could tell you 30 times and you still wouldnt know, partner.  8)
 

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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2006, 11:11:43 AM »
i could tell you 30 times and you still wouldnt know, partner.  8)

LOL!
i know it all Chief

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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2006, 11:12:21 AM »
i could tell you 30 times and you still wouldnt know, partner.  8)

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2006, 11:12:27 AM »
lyrics aint that bad, it's your promotion thats lettin you down.


i wud sue the record company
 

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2006, 11:13:01 AM »
lyrics aint that bad, it's your promotion thats lettin you down.

P's Lyrics are very bad

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Re: MEN vs. WOMEN
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2006, 11:13:33 AM »
see? one second into the new thread, you got peeps hangin off your nut sack... stick around.
 

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« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2006, 11:15:29 AM »
lyrics aint that bad, it's your promotion thats lettin you down.

P's Lyrics are very bad

you're talkin about poems... cant get much worse, true...

just got to keep ten toes.
 

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Re: Man's Poem vs Womans Poem
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2006, 11:24:54 AM »
lyrics aint that bad, it's your promotion thats lettin you down.

P's Lyrics are very bad

you're talkin about poems... cant get much worse, true...

just got to keep ten toes.

Prodigy's lyrics are very bad

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Re: MEN vs. WOMEN
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2006, 11:27:57 AM »
^ indeed.