worst things youve done while high

[Ðøšïå]

hmmm once my friend and i were high ass hell and i had the munchies like crazy. all he had was some 1 week old stale ass cornbread but i figured it will do. I had cotton mouth like a bitch and attempted to shove a big ass piece of dry cornbread in my mouth and when i swallowed it, it got stuck in my throat. i couldnt breathe at all and my friend was just laughing saying "yo this is like one of those commercials where sum1 dies and the other kid is just laughing." he thought i was playing but after about 45 seconds  my dumbass got the idea that i should drink some water or im gonna die. so i drank some water to help that shit go down but that shit sucked. then we laughed for like 20 minutes. damn i loved smoking weed.

[late night]

hmmm once my friend and i were high ass hell and i had the munchies like crazy. all he had was some 1 week old stale ass cornbread but i figured it will do. I had cotton mouth like a bitch and attempted to shove a big ass piece of dry cornbread in my mouth and when i swallowed it, it got stuck in my throat. i couldnt breathe at all and my friend was just laughing saying "yo this is like one of those commercials where sum1 dies and the other kid is just laughing." he thought i was playing but after about 45 seconds  my dumbass got the idea that i should drink some water or im gonna die. so i drank some water to help that shit go down but that shit sucked. then we laughed for like 20 minutes. damn i loved smoking weed.

lmao, i used to always get stoned at the park in the morning just before class, and shit would always happen, one time we went to go eat breakfast in the cafeteria and i started choking ona breakfast burrito and everyone thought i was joking drank some milk and caughed lika motherfucker, another time we got so fucked up i think the bud was laced with something and my homeboy rudy was afraid to cross the street, we were laffing at him and kept pushing him into the street he damn near cried lmao another time i remember i had ROTC for first period and i was trying to pick a ficht with the drill instructors, motherfuckers would always give me pushups cause my shirt was untucked or other stupid shit for just talking back.good times 

[big mat]

im from qc, but it was on the 40. I was driving on shrooms one time and i thought snow was comin tru my windshield

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

fucked a bitch and poored koolaid in her pussy.  Never do that shit.   

[WestCoasta]

one time in 11th grade me and my friend were TA's for the office during 3rd period

we walked around delivering call slips the whole time so we used to catch a smoke

without thinkin we decided to roll up a joint and we got behind the stairs on the outside rim of the school

and we were smokin and the smoke was blowing right into this classroom like 20 feet away

and we didn't notice and I popped my head up and saw a student at the door then the teacher came out

so we had to bone out on the perimeter fence

and hop these concrete walls before these black security guards who hate white people tried to catch us

[white Boy]

"damn, all these peeps are going somewhere else in their life, but they're all on the same path..."

thats amazing

i remember me and my friend were talking about keys for like an hour on shrooms
and the whole walkin in a store drinking a drink and paying ofor it later, i do it all the time, high or not high.

btw wen i come to cali, we gotta do some lsd, cause i never tried before.

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

oh shit  i forgot the best one we were at a empty house more like a flat  wed been smokin for a while anyway i went to go have a piss and me thinking the sink was the toilet i pissed in the sink then reliasing i moved to try and piss in the toilet but turned the wrong way and ended up pissing in the bath

[J Bananas]

actually i was high when i killed someone so.....

[MANBEARPIG.]

oh shit  i forgot the best one we were at a empty house more like a flat  wed been smokin for a while anyway i went to go have a piss and me thinking the sink was the toilet i pissed in the sink then reliasing i moved to try and piss in the toilet but turned the wrong way and ended up pissing in the bath

i do that at parties when i dont give a shit about the host.

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

one time my friend mistook a slug for a piece of hash, lol luckaly he didnt smoke it though hahahaha

[Chief]

^shit, he mustve been real damn high lol 

[.SNEEKlocsta:.]

  i make great decisions while im high so cant think of none....

[da flayboyant 2]

i make great decisions while im high so cant think of none....

i bet your the next person on here to get arrested

[Nutty]

Juss the other weekend at a m8s place, I went to heat up some knives, w/out knowing the heat was on low.

A m8 of mine thought I had 3 or 4 spots to myself and went to check up on me when he noticed the low flame.

I was there for a good 15-20 minutes, already faded like a mofo

[JMan]

Juss the other weekend at a m8s place, I went to heat up some knives, w/out knowing the heat was on low.

A m8 of mine thought I had 3 or 4 spots to myself and went to check up on me when he noticed the low flame.

I was there for a good 15-20 minutes, already faded like a mofo

lol that reminds me of when one of my homies wanted to cook a pizza at mine while we were fucked..and basically he ended up sittin there half cut for 30 mins without even the oven on before he realised.. lolol