You know you're from California when.....

[Sikotic™]

Everyone hates cops

You live next door to mexicans

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

You know what real cheese taste like.

All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You can wear sandals all year long.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

Our governor can kick your governors ass.

You can go out at midnight.

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.

We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.

The best athletes come from here.

We got disneyland....wut now!

We call it soda, not pop.

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

[swangin and bangin]

ahaha true true

[We Fly High]

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

I never noticed that, but thats very true.

[J$crILLa]

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

I never noticed that, but thats very true.

i never been there, yall dont call it cali

[M Dogg™]

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

I never noticed that, but thats very true.

i never been there, yall dont call it cali

no, most refer to where they are from, like the IE, LA, the Bay, Oak-town, 619, Fresno, or where ever. Never heard Cali when I am home. I here IE, and MAYBE LA, but never Cali.

[J$crILLa]

^^ and LMAO @ puttin pac in a pink shirt, 

[Samoan Enforcer]

hella sick list bro, everything on there was the truth

[ThatSICCNESS]

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

yup, use those all the time, especially hella.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

LOL. It's funny but it's true. And in retrospect that last one is true.

All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

You know 65 mph really means 100.

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

Our governor can kick your governors ass.

EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.

We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.

The best athletes come from here.

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

thats HELLA true.   

[NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO]

Everyone hates cops

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

["THE" MoSav]

california is the olny state that says "Tight" i find that one hard to believe...

[Streets All Salute]

Everyone hates cops  -lol true especially cops with radar guns

You live next door to mexicans  -I have mexicans neighbors, they're cool...we exchange eritrean/mexican food on christmas.

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

You know what real cheese taste like.

All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.  -Some schools get heat wave days off.

You can wear sandals all year long.  -You know it.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."  -Or lake 

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

Our governor can kick your governors ass.

You can go out at midnight.  -We're watching 60 minutes, going out while they're going to sleeping on the East Coast.

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.  -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol

You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.  -Within a 5 mile radius any urban place in San Diego, fucka Philly Cheesesteak.

All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.  -lol even the Priest

We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.

The best athletes come from here.

We got disneyland....wut now!

We call it soda, not pop.

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

You gonna get honked on if you don't turn on red, because it's legal here.

[big mat]

you know you're me when you use a car shelter as a jimmy hat
you know you're me when you're sleeping in a silo
you know you're me when you carry a wheelbarrow everywhere to carry your dick
you know you're me when your pick up truck got the box in front
you know you're me when people are always askin you who is that siamese brother you got and why he don't look like you cuz with his baldhead and is collar

[Machiavelli]

lots of true shit here

alot of people from SO Cal say hella now as well...

oh, also people say sick alot