You know you're from California when.....

[J @ M @ L]

...when you're in West Hollywood and see something like this:

[GangstaBoogy]

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.  -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol

hell yeah! i hate calling 858, i refuse to call 760

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.  -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol

hell yeah! i hate calling 858, i refuse to call 760

Fuck both of you.
Only person on dubcc reppin' the 858.
I've never had to call 760.

[WestCoasta]

ya a lot of that is true haha   good read

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^^ and LMAO @ puttin pac in a pink shirt, 

Disgusting.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

...when you're in West Hollywood and see something like this:

LMAO. It's funny cuz it's true...

[Machiavelli]

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.  -619 fuck 858 and 760 I ain't calling you...lol

hell yeah! i hate calling 858, i refuse to call 760

Fuck both of you.
Only person on dubcc reppin' the 858.
I've never had to call 760.

858 all day

[Suffice]

You know you're from Los Angeles when you go to 7/11 for hot dogs and coffee because LA is lame and everything else is closed cuz it's after midnight
You know you're from LA if cops stop you for no reason and try to fuck with you
You know you're from LA if you spend 2 hours sitting in traffic getting to work/school which is 5 miles away
You know you're from LA if someone you know has been shot
You know you're from LA if your neighbor lives in a 2 bedroom apartment and has a 430S-class Benz
You know you're from LA if you never go to the beach because parking is a bitch, and it takes 3 hours to get there
You know you're form LA if your lungs are black not because you smoke, but because there's a thick brown belt of smog above the city
You know you're from LA if people try to compete with you in everything
You know you're from LA if people look at you weird and you can't trust anyone
You know you're from LA if people judge you based on what car you drive and what clothes you wear
You know you're from LA if you feel like you should be living in SF, the northeast, or europe
You know you're from LA if nobody gives a fuck about politics and exploitation, and is apathetic about real issues
You know you're from LA if you watch 3-5 movies at the theaters each week
You know you're from LA if your homie gets a new mod for his car every week
You know you're from LA if the girls who are out past 10 all look like sluts
You know you're from LA if you haven't been to 80% the Los Angeles/Orange county in 5 years
You know you're from LA if people around you are narrow minded, materialistic, and obsessive psychopaths
You know you're from LA if the navigation system in the car has an "avoid areas" feature
You know you're from LA if there's no pedestrians because there's no point to walk the streets, it's boring
You know you're from LA if you can't afford a house no matter how much you work
....

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...

[Teddy Roosevelt]

^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...

The dude has probably never even been to California.

[Suffice]

^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...

I'm just pointing out the bad things. Some of the good things in the beginning of the thread i agree with. The reason i'm so bitter is because i'm in Barcelona right now and it's 100x better than LA. I think i'm gonna move here. Another thing that is bad about LA is that everyone thinks that LA is the shit even though they've never been anywhere else

[Suffice]

^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...

The dude has probably never even been to California.

Been living in LA for 9 years

[Teddy Roosevelt]

^^Wow...Based on reading that, it must suck being you...

The dude has probably never even been to California.

Been living in LA for 9 years

Never mind then.

[Sikotic™]

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.

You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bullet-proof windows.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payments exceed you're annual income.

You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

More than clothes come out of the closets.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Smoking in your office is not optional.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

You consult you're horoscope before planning your day.

[Just Another Sunny day in California]

haha tight shit Sik......California Love all day everyday