on the serious note.

[what is it]

hey, I'm pretty new to this forum and i was looking for a little advice.

heres the "story".

I'm a college student and I'm livin in a dorm, i share it wit another kid. i was just sittin chillin and i seen the Paris Hilton sex tape preview so u know i was gettin in the mood, i had my hand down my pants and i was closing all the other links on my computer so i can quickly download the whole video, and i was also on myspace and i was on this one body builders page because I'm also one.(no homo) but we work out together (no homo) so i was about to leave him a pic comment. and the nigga walked into the dorm and seen what i was doin and told hella people what i was doin, so now niggas think I'm gay or some shit, what ya think i should do.
i was thinkin about just beatin that lil niggis ass but then i dont want to get kicked out of college.

[Sikotic™]

I dunno man, that's pretty suspect. Maybe subconsciously you really are gay. I suggest after you beat him up, you fuck him up the ass and see if you like it or not. Then you'll know whether or not you are gay deep down inside.

[Samoan Enforcer]

good point sikotic.

[da pink panther]

gay deep down inside or not.

no homo

[what is it]

"I dunno man, that's pretty suspect. Maybe subconsciously you really are gay. I suggest after you beat him up, you fuck him up the ass and see if you like it or not. Then you'll know whether or not you are gay deep down inside or not."

come on man, i aint gay dogg, but i dont want to fight cause i dont want to get kicked out of college.

[Sikotic™]

Does your roommate have a girl?

[da pink panther]

i was gettin in the mood, i had my hand down my pants

and the nigga walked into the dorm and seen what i was doin and told hella people what i was doin, so now niggas think I'm gay

no shit doggie if u gonna have ur hand down ur pants fingerin ur asshole of course he gone think ur gay  it dont even matter what u were lookin at

[what is it]

Does your roommate have a girl?

he did but then he moved out here so he got a "long distance bitch"

[what is it]

i was gettin in the mood, i had my hand down my pants

and the nigga walked into the dorm and seen what i was doin and told hella people what i was doin, so now niggas think I'm gay

no shit doggie if u gonna have ur hand down ur pants fingerin ur asshole of course he gone think ur gay  it dont even matter what u were lookin at

no man, it aint even like that

[Sikotic™]

Well, she's your ticket out of this.

You fuck her in the ass, video tape it, distribute that shit across campus.

Not only will everyone know you're not gay, your roommate will shut the fuck up and probably request to change rooms.

Her balloon knot is your solution, homie.

[what is it]

i would do that but i don't even know this trick, he's from Washington, so she probably somewhere up there.

[what is it]

I'm about to leave for work but hit me up with some ideas man.
peace

[Sikotic™]

You could kill him too.

[africas seed]

well if that cat go about telling ppl and shit then ya man ur prolly gonna have to knock his ass out. like honestly u cant trust that dude at all. that shit u pulled was type suspect though. hahhahahaha. but  if this story is true then damn man u got it bad. sikotic is def on point and i suggest takin his route. it not only takes care of the im not a fag issue but it gets back at that roommate of urs.

[everlast1986]

Hire a hitman so you don't have to do nothing so you don't get expelled. But if i were you i really wouldn't care and just beat his ass anyway.