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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2007, 01:54:37 PM »
Its what Kurupt said: Dont make a ho a housewife.

Guess he wasnt lying after all.

LMFAO!!!!!!

That was a good one. :laugh: :laugh: Gotta give it to ya.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2007, 02:22:44 PM »
this thread amazes me.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2007, 02:25:37 PM »
This is a classic thread already. Thank your mom for me Quithtruth  ;D
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2007, 02:48:25 PM »
My moms don't got an ass like that young lady in yo' avater though pimp man. :-\
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2007, 04:03:15 PM »
WTF.. CRAZY SHIT
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2007, 04:16:14 PM »
why the fuck would someone tell a internet forum that their mother is a hoe? and why the fuck would you go SEARCHING for pics?
freaks.
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #81 on: January 17, 2007, 04:24:14 PM »
This shit is turning my stomach upside down, seriously.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #82 on: January 17, 2007, 04:28:55 PM »
why the fuck would someone tell a internet forum that their mother is a hoe? and why the fuck would you go SEARCHING for pics?
freaks.
+1 my love.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #83 on: January 17, 2007, 04:34:55 PM »
why the fuck would someone tell a internet forum that their mother is a hoe? and why the fuck would you go SEARCHING for pics?
freaks.
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #84 on: January 17, 2007, 05:01:12 PM »
just not as frequently as yours does
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #85 on: January 17, 2007, 05:03:21 PM »
just not as frequently as yours does

dont you have some tv gossiping to do in S+E?
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #86 on: January 17, 2007, 05:03:51 PM »
just not as frequently as yours does

Where else would you then mention your mums a hoe? Your best friends in person? PASS. An internet forum where you probably know approx 1 out of a million in person? GO. No one knows his exact address, his name, shoe size, etc. It's all good in the hood.

In a way this is a joke topic but at the same time very serious, no one wants their mum to be that way now do they? Stop hating :(.
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #87 on: January 17, 2007, 05:09:19 PM »
Is she down for golden showers?  I haven't pissed on a broad in awhile. :)

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #88 on: January 17, 2007, 05:27:10 PM »
^ 'You dirty horny sex man.' 8)
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2007, 05:28:38 PM »
^ 'You dirty horny sex man.' 8)
I'm not looking for a lecture, just answers..lol

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2007, 05:29:13 PM »
just not as frequently as yours does
Is she down for golden showers?  I haven't pissed on a broad in awhile. :)

You know...Orignally I thought he was on about that next new gyal lol...
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2007, 05:30:47 PM »
^ 'You dirty horny sex man.' 8)
I'm not looking for a lecture, just answers..lol
I can't answer that question. She was never an R. Kelly victim my nigga, so I don't know how well that would play out.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #92 on: January 18, 2007, 03:59:49 PM »
Is she down for golden showers?  I haven't pissed on a broad in awhile. :)

LoL for real,

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #93 on: January 18, 2007, 06:58:48 PM »
^^ lol

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #94 on: January 18, 2007, 06:58:53 PM »
Had a sit down dinner tonight with this one nigga and I heard just more. Bout how her neck was so bruised from hickeys and how she needed 'just soo much ice.' You know what, Fuck her! Literally.

Blame the parents. That's all ya'll. Just blame the parents.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #95 on: January 18, 2007, 07:00:46 PM »
Ask her if she's down to mix it up with a brotha who looks like a cross between Mack 10 and Samoa Joe :)

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #96 on: January 18, 2007, 07:02:08 PM »
She doesn't go for skinny guys.

He says she likes to fatten up her men.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #97 on: January 18, 2007, 07:03:22 PM »
Apparently you've never seen Mack 10 or Samoan Joe..haha

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #98 on: January 18, 2007, 07:03:47 PM »
Fill your tub with ice and tell her to go sit on it. After a hard DP it's something she'd appreciate of her son,

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #99 on: January 18, 2007, 07:05:04 PM »
LMFAO @ this whole thread, damn!  hahahaha