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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2007, 04:29:13 PM »
just not as frequently as yours does
Is she down for golden showers?  I haven't pissed on a broad in awhile. :)

You know...Orignally I thought he was on about that next new gyal lol...
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2007, 04:30:47 PM »
^ 'You dirty horny sex man.' 8)
I'm not looking for a lecture, just answers..lol
I can't answer that question. She was never an R. Kelly victim my nigga, so I don't know how well that would play out.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #92 on: January 18, 2007, 02:59:49 PM »
Is she down for golden showers?  I haven't pissed on a broad in awhile. :)

LoL for real,

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #93 on: January 18, 2007, 05:58:48 PM »
^^ lol

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #94 on: January 18, 2007, 05:58:53 PM »
Had a sit down dinner tonight with this one nigga and I heard just more. Bout how her neck was so bruised from hickeys and how she needed 'just soo much ice.' You know what, Fuck her! Literally.

Blame the parents. That's all ya'll. Just blame the parents.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #95 on: January 18, 2007, 06:00:46 PM »
Ask her if she's down to mix it up with a brotha who looks like a cross between Mack 10 and Samoa Joe :)

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #96 on: January 18, 2007, 06:02:08 PM »
She doesn't go for skinny guys.

He says she likes to fatten up her men.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #97 on: January 18, 2007, 06:03:22 PM »
Apparently you've never seen Mack 10 or Samoan Joe..haha

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #98 on: January 18, 2007, 06:03:47 PM »
Fill your tub with ice and tell her to go sit on it. After a hard DP it's something she'd appreciate of her son,

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #99 on: January 18, 2007, 06:05:04 PM »
LMFAO @ this whole thread, damn!  hahahaha
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #100 on: January 18, 2007, 06:05:18 PM »
DP= double penetration for the slow ones..haha

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #101 on: January 18, 2007, 06:06:50 PM »
^ LOL

Apparently you've never seen Mack 10 or Samoan Joe..haha
You gon be HUGE after you leave my moms. Esp. if you like to eat.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #102 on: January 18, 2007, 06:10:14 PM »
She down for a hot game of naked twister?

 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #103 on: January 18, 2007, 06:11:54 PM »
Oh - My - God.

I don't think so. However I could be wrong.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #104 on: January 18, 2007, 06:13:28 PM »
It's all good...it's supposed to be like 78 degrees here tomorrow so we can play in the backyard:).  Its not my fault my backyard faces a Catholic school