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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2007, 09:54:46 AM »
ah man, sorry but:

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2007, 10:27:05 AM »
Yeah thats fucked up man, youre mom shuld have more respect for you and know it makes you feel uncofertable. Maybe you should confront her about it.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2007, 10:31:05 AM »


this funny as hell... in that.. i really shoudlnt be smiling way..

classic ;)
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2007, 10:32:57 AM »
My boy is pouring his heart out, I can't help buy laugh though.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2007, 10:37:23 AM »
Overseer, she might be happy to get wit a boss man. ;)

Nah, she knows how it is. When she gets nasty wit men on the phone though she whispers or goes in the bathroom if she doesn't want nobody to hear it. Yeah righttt. I hear everythang though.

OH and I haven't seen this movie but I think it's 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 days' correct me if I'm wrong though, she called her ex King Kong and he would call he Princess Sophia or something. We all know what that's referring to, right? ;)
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2007, 11:11:15 AM »
Diude you ever tell her to cut it out? Does she hear ou out?
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2007, 11:27:59 AM »
I would never talk to my mom about sex.

And according to her, it's her personal bizness.
Not no more. :P
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2007, 11:40:24 AM »
Is there anyway I can set up a threesome with QT's mom and Tounge Twista's sister?
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2007, 11:41:57 AM »
^ If she's up for sumtin' new ( I fuckin' hope). Fo' sho. 8)
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #54 on: January 16, 2007, 11:46:06 AM »
I would never talk to my mom about sex.

And according to her, it's her personal bizness.
Not no more. :P

well its her business interfering wit youre fucking sanity
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #55 on: January 16, 2007, 11:47:14 AM »
dang... saying ya mama is a hoe is harsh..even if it's real...

Just tell her she's disgrace as a mother...and leave.. :laugh:
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2007, 11:47:39 AM »
I'm just waiting to hear she doesn't mind a nice warm dump on her chest, to certify this as the funniest/awkwardest thread ever,

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2007, 12:00:40 PM »
Dude, how the hell do u know she swallows?
My step father told her.

I'm not kidding at ALL. She really does all this. My mother already told this guy 'I'm just happy he ain't like the way I was at 15' and I'm NOT A GIRL. So what the fuck does that mean? Hmm. Yeah.

I'm tired of watching her with one dude after another who's a fuckin' loser so why not get someone here at dubcc, where I know I can get along with one of you's.

Who wants to think OR know they mom is a hoe? Nobody but all things is pointing me to it....that this one is. Nasty.

damn, sorry to hear it then.
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2007, 01:31:39 PM »
 

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #59 on: January 16, 2007, 01:50:06 PM »
this cant be real

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