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« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2002, 06:24:49 PM »
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Why does this one homeless man sleep outside my block, right next to my motor?


Because he feels safe there, the motor is warm alotta times, and because your mom doesn't pull the shades down when she changes.  Peace~
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« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2002, 06:27:01 PM »
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Are You Really A Killer, As Your Custom Title States Tha Funky Killa?



See, this one's hard.  Dr. Dre was my favorite rapper when I was 16, so, Dr. Dre was always taking about killing people.  Same thing with Ice Cube.  So, cool people, talking about killing people.  

Now, when I see someone I think is cool, instead of saying "He's cool" I say "He's killed people, I'll bet"... Or I'll see Like Hulk Hogan, who I think is really cool, and instead of saying somethin, I'll look at my brother, and go "What, 2, 3 people on the way to the arena?" Because Hulk, Is SO COOL, that he's killed 2 or 3 people TODAY!!!! (Which means that he's even cooler than Dr. Dre)

So, When I call myself a Killa, that means that I'm cool, because I kill people for fake, like Ice Cube, and Dr. Dre do.
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« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2002, 06:29:04 PM »
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It's not, it's just that militant/extremist muslims are extremely paranoid, so they see this in everything.  Like "Trees? TREEES?  Why would I plant a tree in my yard, it's shaped like a cross@!!!!!! WTF?  Yall Anti-Muslim or somethin?  Tryna sell me trees and Sh*t, wait till I learn to fly a plane" - Typical extremist muslim mindset.

Normal muslims live in america and love it here.  Isreal, is half muslim, rememeber, and there's only 2% christians in Jerusalem.  Again, you're paranoid.


why do u classify all muslims who refuse to conform to your lifestyle as extremists?
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2002, 06:29:32 PM »
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Why does Frank LeBoef still get in France's starting line up?


Because he's such a nice guy, they hate to take it away from him.  
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« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2002, 06:31:08 PM »
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Whats Jay Ay Bees Obsession With Roy Keane?


His name is only 2 sylables.  Roy Keane.  It's easy to say, therefore, since Jay is PRETTY DAM LAZY (if you ask me), he enjoys how quickly he can roll it off the tongue.  Roy Keane, Roy Keen...
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« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2002, 06:33:51 PM »
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Dave is the fat one then

Trauma:  What is the square root of 31 times 56 minus 43 squared?


lol whateva 31x56-43 is.....lol

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« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2002, 06:37:19 PM »
Question for Trauma:


26x + 19x - 98x=0

Solve that using the Quadratic Formula!!! ;D
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« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2002, 06:39:20 PM »
Why are emoticons mostly yellow in colour?

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« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2002, 06:41:43 PM »
How come Christians from the north, dont believe in sex before marriage, but Christians in the South...have sex with sheep? lol
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« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2002, 06:42:45 PM »
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How come Christians from the north, dont believe in sex before marriage, but Christians in the South...have sex with sheep? lol



LMFAO!!!!!...............and their family members!!
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« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2002, 06:47:34 PM »
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How Did Saudi Arabia Qualify For The World Cups Group Stages?


Very carefully.  They were pretty lucky, but hey, they've been lucky the past few years, right?  They pounded Thailand, though, if you'll remember, and luckily, Bahrain beat out Iran, leaving the door open for Saudi Arabia to qualify.  You gotta admit Sami Al-Jaber's Gangsta, though.  He ain't the greatest, but he's good at pullin' the team together.  
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« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2002, 06:48:01 PM »
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Is Logic Gaz from the Full Monty?


No, Gaz is taller, and more handsome.
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« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2002, 06:50:39 PM »
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Whos Gaz From Full Monty?

Why Did They Choose To Film Full Monty In The Greatest City In The World, Sheffield?


Gaz was the main guy, he did'nt have a job so decided to strip for money, hahah.  Sheffield they picked because it's so miserable there, it made a great backdrop, since they needed a city that was laying off people by the thousands to make it seem realistic (since that's what was goin on in the movie).  Also, they needed to realistically portray a town where men that ugly could actually get women.  Only place in the world, dogg, only place in the world.  
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« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2002, 06:52:15 PM »
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Why does M Dogg smell???

Where Do babies come from???

Why is Motto of the 3rd sex???


He smells because the shower's not big enough for him, he would shower more, but the curtain rubs up against him, and he don't like the way it feels.

Babies come from god.

Motto is of the 3rd sex, because you don't want to be sexually attracted to yourself, who is motto.  So, since you're bi, Motto can't be a guy, OR a girl, so you make motto the third sex.

Next.
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« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2002, 06:54:22 PM »
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Is Jay Ay Bee Lomper From Full Monty?


No, Lomper was Steve Huison, plus, Jay's too much in love with himself to want to be suicidal like Lomper was.
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