Ask Trauma Anything.

[Trauma-san]

Dave is the fat one then

Trauma:  What is the square root of 31 times 56 minus 43 squared?

-1807, give or take a few.  Depends on how you meant it.  

[Trauma-san]

do you have a pussy?

Nah, but I have a dog named Comet.  Cats are too lazy, and independent for me.  

[Trauma-san]

what boat?

The Love Boat.  Next.

[Trauma-san]

Since your an "egyptologist":

Who Built the Pyramids?

Was the Head of the Shpinx always a human head?

Did Napolean really shoot off the Sphinx's Nose?

Why are the Pyramids built at the angle they are at?  Why aren't they pointier?

1. The Egyptians.  Duh.

2. No, originally it was a big rock that looked like a head.  They noticed that, and carved it into a face.  

3. No, the nose was already gone when Napoleon got there.  He did however, say that famous line "Gentleman, from the peaks of these pyramids generations look down on you"

4. The pyramids are built at that angle because it's a simple formula, which is easy to build even without measuring... I do'nt remember the exact measurements, but it's like for every 4 feet, it rises 2 feet, or something similar.  

[Trauma-san]

how come whenever i talk 2 strangers i get real nervous an piss my pants.

How come my cat is dying (this is a serious question where puttin it 2 sleep 2morrow)

how come tha only night i dont watch monday night raw HBK shows up

Why does my dad smell bad

1. Because you're afraid they'll know you jerk off so much.

2. Because it's the cat's time to go, all things must pass; sunrise doesn't last all morning, a cloud burst doesn't last all day.  

3. Because it was meant to be a sign to you that god and the devil exist.  There's no way a coincidence of that magnitude could happen,without somebody MAKING it happen... and i'm dead serious.  What are the odds of that just HAPPENING?  God must have done it for some good reason, that we can't understand.  

4. Your dad smells bad, because your mom is a Nympho.  Really, moms is trippin... so, he doesn't shower, and he even turns the air off at work, so he'll sweat alot and smell bad each evening... that way, maybe your old man can get some rest.  That woman's gonna be the death of him, she's wearin' it out.

[Trauma-san]

Why havent u answeared all this questions

I was at church, learning about eternal marriages, it was pretty cool.  This guy told me this awesome story, he had a church bishop tell him he'd get engaged within 6 months, and I swear to ya, on the first DAY of the 6th month, some girl proposed to him, because she said something in her told her to (even though they weren't even dating at the time).  Unbelievable.  

[Trauma-san]

What's up?

Life, Love, Labor, Learning.  What else?

[Trauma-san]

why do u classify all muslims who refuse to conform to your lifestyle as extremists?

The answer to that one is, I don't... you're just paranoid.  

[Trauma-san]

Question for Trauma:


26x + 19x - 98x=0

Solve that using the Quadratic Formula!!!

Please, Please, you must state it in the form of a question.  Next.

[Trauma-san]

:. link=board=anything;num=1023220516;start=20#37 date=06/04/02 at 23:39:20]Why are emoticons mostly yellow in colour?

 -{bLaDe}

Because the guy that created them based them on the standard yellow smiley face.  Nobody else was creative enough to change the COLOR to represent the EMOTION.  The only ones they've changed are red to show anger, green to show siccness, and changed the entire set to different colors for aestetic reasons.  You're the only one in the world intelligent enough to realize color represents emotion, too, you rock blade! Quick, patent it!!!!

[Trauma-san]

How come Christians from the north, dont believe in sex before marriage, but Christians in the South...have sex with sheep? lol

Because in the south, it's warmer, so they don't have blankets.  When they see the sheeps sexy wool coat, they're intrigued by it, and develop intimite relationships, sometimes.  You could say the peeps up north were sleeping with sheep, too, because they sleep with their wool blankets.

[ToNe1904]

Because in the south, it's warmer, so they don't have blankets.  When they see the sheeps sexy wool coat, they're intrigued by it, and develop intimite relationships, sometimes.  You could say the peeps up north were sleeping with sheep, too, because they sleep with their wool blankets.

lol damn northern necropheliac sheep fukerz...

[.:R-E-L:.]

Please, Please, you must state it in the form of a question.  Next.

OMG....(Using the Quadratic Formula)....wat is tha solution of 26x + 19x - 98x= 0???

[Trauma-san]

OMG....(Using the Quadratic Formula)....wat is tha solution of 26x + 19x - 98x= 0???

Bitch,I done graduated from Algebra.

Next.

[.:R-E-L:.]

^^^HAHAHAHAHA...i stumped Trauma...HAHAHAHAHA