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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2002, 09:38:55 PM »
OOOohhh OOOohhh i have another question......

How can i convince the Americans (and FOX TV) that "Dark Angel" is good and it should be put back on air......

I miss Jessica......



:'(
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2002, 03:32:09 AM »
Trauma, Why Must You Disrespect Sheffield, When I'm Certain You've Never Been?
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« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2002, 03:59:33 AM »
A farmer has 3 goats, a bear, a Peruvian Man and a chinese take away, he has too get them all across a river, but his boat only seats 2 and smoking isnt allowed on his boat, but the Peruvian chain smokes and one of the goats (Junichi Inamoto is his name) keeps disappearing to make prank phone calls to France, what should the farmer do?
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« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2002, 08:56:10 AM »
Why haven't you answer the rest of the questions???


Why does my friend call me the drunkin slut???
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« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2002, 09:30:20 AM »
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Oh great Trauma,  Who the fuk is Motto?





-Tha Rev


Pink's lil' friend.
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« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2002, 09:30:54 AM »
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Did Michael Jackson really touch boys where he wasn't suppose to and will he ever get his career back on track and take over pop once again.

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that would be a big no, on both counts, lol.
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2002, 09:31:52 AM »
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OOOohhh OOOohhh i have another question......

How can i convince the Americans (and FOX TV) that "Dark Angel" is good and it should be put back on air......

I miss Jessica......



:'(


It's impossible, she wants too much money, and the ratings weren't high enough.  Next.
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« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2002, 09:34:35 AM »
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Trauma, Why Must You Disrespect Sheffield, When I'm Certain You've Never Been?


Come on, that's public knowledge, no use to visit hell to know it sucks.  Next.
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2002, 09:35:46 AM »
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A farmer has 3 goats, a bear, a Peruvian Man and a chinese take away, he has too get them all across a river, but his boat only seats 2 and smoking isnt allowed on his boat, but the Peruvian chain smokes and one of the goats (Junichi Inamoto is his name) keeps disappearing to make prank phone calls to France, what should the farmer do?


He should just walk downstream until he comes to a bridge.  Next.
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2002, 09:36:57 AM »
why did i buy these fuckin albums
Master P Presents... 504 Boys
Irv Gotti Presents... The Murderers
Juvenile - Tha G Code

??????????????????????????????????????

btw any1 want them????
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« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2002, 09:37:10 AM »
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Why haven't you answer the rest of the questions???


Why does my friend call me the drunkin slut???



1. Because the great Trauma has many other women places to visit, so he can't be on at the exact second the question is asked.

2. Because she herself is a slut, when you're fallin, you always try and grab somebody to go down with ya.  
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« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2002, 09:39:05 AM »
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^=- link=board=anything;num=1023220516;start=80#84 date=06/05/02 at 14:36:57]why did i buy these fuckin albums
Master P Presents... 504 Boys
Irv Gotti Presents... The Murderers
Juvenile - Tha G Code

??????????????????????????????????????

btw any1 want them????


You bought them because the cover was shiny.  Bling Bling.

Sugey Fight might buy them from you, he likes any rap cd where there's a guy with no shirt on pictured on the cover.  
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2002, 09:43:18 AM »
damn too bad they all got shirts on the covers :(
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2002, 10:07:32 AM »
Why Do You Believe In God?

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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2002, 11:11:17 AM »
What will the score be in the England vs Argentina match on Friday?
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2002, 11:55:31 AM »
Why did my neighbor blow his house up last sunday after the king-laker game?
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« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2002, 01:20:06 PM »
will michael ever release new material thats dope? cuz after hearing invincible many times, i gotta say its jus like every other rnb album, nuttin special like his others, i dont even know why he had rodney jerkins produce with him, but anyways answer my question!
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Re: Ask Trauma Anything.
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2002, 07:24:10 PM »
What's wrong with my sister?

Is Hulk Hogan really the greatest wrestler ever, or are we let to believe that because Ric Flair's a classic heel?

Who would win a Muhammad Ali/Joe Louis fight?

How in the hell could Jay-Z and Biggie Smalls be regonized as better than Rakim, when Rakim out classes them by leaps and bounds?

Why is it I ain't seen this girl in 3 years and I still dream about her, and like being with her, not even sexual?
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« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2002, 08:07:54 PM »
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^=- link=board=anything;num=1023220516;start=80#84 date=06/05/02 at 14:36:57]why did i buy these fuckin albums
Master P Presents... 504 Boys
Irv Gotti Presents... The Murderers
Juvenile - Tha G Code

??????????????????????????????????????

btw any1 want them????


lol for some reason i also got Juvenile - tha g code
LOL
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« Reply #94 on: June 06, 2002, 02:03:21 AM »
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Why Do You Believe In God?



Because to me, it's obvious that he exists.  I know he exists, I don't doubt it.  
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« Reply #95 on: June 06, 2002, 02:03:46 AM »
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What will the score be in the England vs Argentina match on Friday?


How would I know that before friday?
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« Reply #96 on: June 06, 2002, 02:04:07 AM »
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Why did my neighbor blow his house up last sunday after the king-laker game?


He has mind problems.  Next.
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« Reply #97 on: June 06, 2002, 02:04:49 AM »
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will michael ever release new material thats dope? cuz after hearing invincible many times, i gotta say its jus like every other rnb album, nuttin special like his others, i dont even know why he had rodney jerkins produce with him, but anyways answer my question!


How can you say it's not like his other albums, but just like his other albums? LOL  Yes, he will always release new material that's dope! His album was full of it.  
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« Reply #98 on: June 06, 2002, 02:06:47 AM »
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What's wrong with my sister?

Is Hulk Hogan really the greatest wrestler ever, or are we let to believe that because Ric Flair's a classic heel?

Who would win a Muhammad Ali/Joe Louis fight?

How in the hell could Jay-Z and Biggie Smalls be regonized as better than Rakim, when Rakim out classes them by leaps and bounds?

Why is it I ain't seen this girl in 3 years and I still dream about her, and like being with her, not even sexual?


1. you're sister just needs a good man.
2. Hogan is the greatest ever, we're led to believe he's not by bitter haters.
3. Muhammad Ali would beat anyone in his prime, even Joe Louis.
4. Because most people don't want to hear Rakim, they want to hear about Naked Women and Pot.
5. Because she was 'the one' LOL.  Don't worry, they'll be a "The Two" pretty soon.
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« Reply #99 on: June 06, 2002, 05:16:21 AM »
how come black dicks are generally 10-20% larger than white dicks, while asian dicks generally are 10-20% smaller than white dicks?
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