What's the longest/shortest job you've had?

[Lex Boooger]

Shortest: Telemarketing job but i didn't know it was for a male enhancement pill (Cialis). After 1 call i told my boss i wasn't down with talking to dudes about their penises and walked out.


Longest: Amateur Comedian and actor since 2005

[big mat]

Shortest: Telemarketing job but i didn't know it was for a male enhancement pill (Cialis). After 1 call i told my boss i wasn't down with talking to dudes about their penises and walked out.

haha

[Jakubs]

My shortest was 1 month at Dimple Records. I thought I would get to interact with customers and discuss music all day, but it was just like any other retail job, stocking shelves and cleaning. My longest was 1 year 9 months at a credit union. I liked the job but the manager wasn't deserving of his position and I made that quite known.

[Mr. O]

1 day. (shortest)

[maudizzle]

You and Yishay should join forces and shut the mail game down.

Let me tell you something funny. Well, it's not funny, but it's a little something I'd like to share. Since new years eve the son of my old boss (who also worked at the mail) was missing. They searched with dogs, with helicopters, etc. Yesterday they finally found him in the water. Dead as a motherfucker. It amazes me how many people signed a condoleance thingy on the net. Over 2300! I can't imagine that anyone (except for celebrities) knows 2300 people. Shit's fucking retarded. Most people hadn't even met him probably

[Suffice]

Shortest job - telemarketing. I had to call ppl and ask for a donation for this exposition for little kids. Soon enough i realized it was a fucking scam and these guys were pulling like 10,000$ a day, calling ppl at 7am and shit, waking them up... and all the people that worked there got was commission. If u don't get a sale, you go home with nothing. I worked there for like 4 days, probably about 15 hours total, made 50$ total. What a joke. Yeah, and this was when i was 16 so of course i'd never resort to anything like that now. I bounced out of there so quick man, i don't even consider that as having had the job

[acgrundy]

yeah well I will be able to drink pepsi again just ion lil sips..........

the only thing I don't like is that the stomach doesn't warn you when it is full,you just throw up all of a sudden

can't eat no more whoppers

You are getting the stomach surgery and still gonna drink pepsi?  SMH.  Why even bother with it.  You are not going to be able to handle that diet.  Don't kid yourself.  Save the insurance payers some money.

[jeromechickenbone]

You and Yishay should join forces and shut the mail game down.

Let me tell you something funny. Well, it's not funny, but it's a little something I'd like to share. Since new years eve the son of my old boss (who also worked at the mail) was missing. They searched with dogs, with helicopters, etc. Yesterday they finally found him in the water. Dead as a motherfucker. It amazes me how many people signed a condoleance thingy on the net. Over 2300! I can't imagine that anyone (except for celebrities) knows 2300 people. Shit's fucking retarded. Most people hadn't even met him probably

All the more reason for you to join forces.  You can watch each other's backs.

[KURUPTION-81]

ive had the same job for six years, its shit . The company i woprk for is moving in march so im probably gonna take redundancy and get a new job.

[J$crILLa]

LONGEST (dec01 - present)
PIZZA EXTREME 5 years, (driver 1 yr, counter 1 yr, manager 3 years)

shortest (summer 01)
good-will warehouse 7 hours

[Low Key]

Longest job: Fox Sports Net cameraman (4 years/current)

Shortest job: Lawn & Garden Repair (1 months)

[Miss NWA Whoorider]

actually I took a look at the diet I'd be on for the rest of my life..........

I think I might take the lap band procedure,besides that first surgery gives you gas