Author Topic: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?  (Read 848 times)

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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2007, 06:39:36 PM »
I sit and hope that I've put enough toilet paper down in the dropzone so that the chocolate paratroopers don't splash pissy water on me. Then I wipe, flush and salute.
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Read shampoo bottle labels, soap dispenser labels... pretty much anything taht you can read. hahah.
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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2007, 07:40:04 PM »
try to get it as fast as i can. so i dont have to spend alot of time. most times im done washing my hands a miniute and a half after i drop my pants
 

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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2007, 07:42:16 PM »
i havent sat on a toilet to take a shit in 11 years. no lie
 

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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2007, 09:30:19 AM »
The past visits to the toilet, I have brought the Wu-Tang Manual with me.. Totally ownage to read some Wu and take a crap. Always a newspaper or something to read while taking a crap.. And sometimes i shit with open door so i can watch TV. That is ownage to  8)

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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2007, 09:43:23 AM »
Reading High Times. 8)
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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2007, 10:09:19 PM »
i smoke a cigarette, read the newspaper, play with my lil bro's gameboy, shit like that, sometimes i watch porn mags. When i'm done i always look what the job looks like and if it's nice i take a pic and post it on ratemypoo.com
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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2007, 11:08:27 PM »
i smoke a cigarette, read the newspaper, play with my lil bro's gameboy, shit like that, sometimes i watch porn mags. When i'm done i always look what the job looks like and if it's nice i take a pic and post it on ratemypoo.com
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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2007, 05:18:38 AM »
sometimes when i take a fat ass shit im reading the shampoo bottle  ;D
 

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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2007, 01:29:16 PM »
if i smell the poo then I am outta there,and I always have to spray when I get done......
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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2007, 05:13:49 PM »
if i smell the poo then I am outta there,and I always have to spray when I get done......

That's nasty on so many levels  >:(
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Re: what are you doing when you are taking a crap?
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2007, 01:33:29 AM »
I sometimes think if there is anyone else in the world with the same name as me takin a shit at the same time. And i usually do a lot of txting and reading.


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