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Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« on: February 25, 2007, 12:54:37 PM »
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Port Moresby - Two Papua New Guinea fishermen bled to death after their penises were bitten off by piranha-like river fish that pursue their prey by following urine trails in the water, police said.

The two men died in separate attacks several days apart on the Sepic River in Papua New Guinea's jungled northwest last month, but police say they have just confirmed the horrific rumours which have struck terror into the local communities.

In both incidents, the fish demonstrated a trait of the piranha by following the urine trail in the water, swimming to its source and then biting it off with their razor-sharp teeth.


Marine biologist Ian Middleton said he believed the fish had been introduced from across the PNG-Indonesia border.

"The killer fish have the most human-like teeth on the bottom jaw I have ever seen and quite possibly feed on insects," he told Australian Associated Press.

Middleton said he believed the killer fish had started biting humans because of a lack of naturally occurring food.

"The reason for biting people on their genitals I believe is a result of the fish detecting a chemical change in the water, swimming up the urine trail and biting the genitals." -
Sapa-AFP


 :o Dang!!!!!!

I aint gona take a piss in a river again...
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2007, 12:57:14 PM »
fuck these fish, this shit's like a nightmare come true
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2007, 02:02:39 PM »
ouuuuuuuuuuuch
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 02:21:38 PM »
fuck these niggaz, this shit's like a nightmare come true
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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2007, 02:26:32 PM »
owww.. i've heard of this before.. where little skinny fish swim up your piss and get stuck in your knob...

owwwwww
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 02:28:04 PM »
Damn these men may have suffered A LOT ...
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2007, 02:40:09 PM »
Damn these men may have suffered A LOT ...

Alot? Homey they dead now  :o :'( Such a bad way to kick the bucket. Note to self only pee in toilet and bush with no bear in.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2007, 02:49:46 PM »
Damn these men may have suffered A LOT ...

Alot? Homey they dead now  :o :'( Such a bad way to kick the bucket. Note to self only pee in toilet and bush with no bear in.
that what I was sayin there are "less suffering ways" to die..
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2007, 06:35:47 PM »
just keep em in new guinea thats all i hope for
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2007, 01:08:52 AM »
Were dudes just swimming butt ass naked in the water or what?   At least shorts would/should/could have provided some resistance.  Fucked up way to go. 
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2007, 04:11:07 AM »
owww.. i've heard of this before.. where little skinny fish swim up your piss and get stuck in your knob...

owwwwww

lol, I think these guys were pissing in the water when the water was over their waist.  No way a fish big enough to bite your knob off could swim up a just your urine stream alone.

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2007, 06:33:31 AM »
Must be pretty dumb to start peeping in the river when you're in it yourself lol. Only in Papua New Guinea.
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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2007, 12:20:17 PM »
damn thats crazy i hope they dont make it into the US

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2007, 02:27:19 AM »
damn, my theory of pissing in water to deter sharks/fish is flawed...
 

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Re: Penis-biting fish go wild as men pee in river
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2007, 05:17:34 PM »
thats gotta be the worse way to possibly die