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fuck...i got mono
« on: February 25, 2007, 06:27:38 PM »
and i feel like im gonna die. i got a fever of 102, my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating. my doc said the pain could last up to 4 weeks what the fuck. i know most of you are computer nerds but has anyone else had it before? please tell me i aint gonna be feeling like shit the next 4 weeks. now i gotta tell this chick i cant see her for a while and i have to take time off work. fuck FUCK!
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2007, 06:30:03 PM »
That sucks brotha, hope you feel better.
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2007, 06:59:55 PM »
I know a guy who got mono from some dirty ass bitch he was making out with at this party a few years ago. He disappeared for about 3 weeks. I thought he got herpes or all his T-cells died out and didn't want to come out the house, but it was mono instead.

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 07:17:28 PM »
What the hell is mono? Info please? ::)
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2007, 07:41:59 PM »
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my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 07:48:30 PM »
LOL! Sorry but JML's random free post cracked me up
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2007, 08:01:34 PM »
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2007, 08:12:49 PM »
When I had it, I was only in pain for about 2 weeks, but I have heard of cats who were sore and weak for a full month.  There's not a whole lot you can do except take your vitamins, drink water and tea, and (above all) gets LOTS of rest so your body can repair itself.  And yeah, no fucking for a while, either.
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2007, 08:21:22 PM »
When I had it, I was only in pain for about 2 weeks, but I have heard of cats who were sore and weak for a full month.  There's not a whole lot you can do except take your vitamins, drink water and tea, and (above all) gets LOTS of rest so your body can repair itself.  And yeah, no fucking for a while, either.
drink hella water too
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2007, 09:11:26 PM »
sux for you dog, i hope you recover quicker than your doc told u you would
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2007, 09:53:36 PM »
sorry to hear it


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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2007, 12:36:50 AM »
Props.
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2007, 12:46:48 AM »
In grade 8 a third of my class had mono during the year.

its hard to swallow
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2007, 12:51:32 AM »
i know most of you are computer nerds but has anyone else had it before?



lol :loser:


its hard to swallow
How are you going to earn a living?


lmfao, +1
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2007, 01:11:37 AM »
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

LMAO
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

LOL @ this fudgepacker
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2007, 01:54:46 AM »
JML you a rat, he changed his post, lol he said you was a fag and now just lmao, fuckin hipocrit, fuck outta here dude
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2007, 02:51:20 AM »
JML you a rat, he changed his post, lol he said you was a fag and now just lmao, fuckin hipocrit, fuck outta here dude

Didn't wanna state the obvious.
His throat hurts... his ass took a beating... we all know he was gangbanged... why would I need to call him a homo... he knows what he is.
my throat hurts, its hard to swallow, and my body feels like i got a serious ass beating.

LOL @ this fudgepacker
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2007, 04:41:33 AM »
i was thinkin 'wtf?' until i read that link

a guy at work had this, he took 6 months off work to get over it, was in and out of hospital for the whole time. apparently you have it for about a month before you know you've got it, when you start feeling all tired/sick/whatever is when its nearly over, but you can stay contagious for up to 2 years

another guy at work (who's now in his 40's) had it for nearly 6 years, said it nearly killed him
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2007, 04:46:06 AM »
glandular fever

u been tounging some dirty bitchez
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2007, 04:56:06 AM »
glandular fever

u been tounging some dirty bitchez

damn right
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2007, 06:00:47 AM »
glandular fever

u been tounging some dirty bitchez

lol yup...you better never see that girl agian...
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2007, 06:29:21 AM »
i know most of you are computer nerds but has anyone else had it before?



lol :loser:


its hard to swallow
How are you going to earn a living?


lmfao, +1

LOL!

Anyway yeah back on topic, sounds like a gay disease. Get better soon and avoid the dirty bitches
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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2007, 08:15:02 AM »
Damn I didn't know mono gets that bad. Hope you feel better partna. Shit doesn't sound right.                             
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2007, 08:19:29 AM »
lucky ass maufucka, if u was in high skool, u wouldnt have to goto skool
 

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Re: fuck...i got mono
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2007, 11:54:08 AM »
lucky ass maufucka, if u was in high skool, u wouldnt have to goto skool
Telling someone they are lucky for having mono. That's interesting. ::)