Wack ass lines

[QuietTruth]

Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

What the fuck?

[Tanjential]

Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

What the fuck?

Yeah game has a way of taking the romance out of anything. i'm sure he took away anything any sweetness that his mom associated with that gift with that line

-T

[GangstaBoogy]

Oh how can I forget these...

"I cook crack in the microwave, niggas can't fuck with me
Man my co-deez, they called me Chef Boy R 50"

"Them ain't Chia pet plants in the crib that's chronic
And I'm sellin them 500 a pop god damn it"

EWW!

[Minkaveli]

[Ok get ready to laugh…


“That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha”
Juvenile on “Ha”

"I'm on fire in the streets, like in back to the future when the car left."
-Sheek Louch

"I love you like I love my d*cksize"
"Hot like poptarts, aim me at the charts"
"Off the wallers, basketball gun brawlers" (wtf?? lmao)
"If you in the garbage, check for a nigga"
All CAPPADONNA lines.

"I put my dick in yo mouf gimme head till I'm dead!"
- Three 6 Mafia

"its rains on a plain in spain"
- U God Golden Arms Redemption

Treat You Like Milk, And Do Nuttin But Spoil You
-Flip

"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy

"I got a 10 foot pole that will go in ur hole, take ur soul, make nut come out ur nose"
-Ying Yang Twins

You not from Russia so why you rushin
- Nelly

"I'm hot like 95 Fahrenheit"
-Nas

"I'm stickin ni**as up in them robbery maskes
mask like Batman
minus the tight pants
we hit your baby momma but her elbows is ashy
.....
man, look at your hair cut
uh hmm, uh hmm
naw, your hair sucks!"
-GLC from the song "Heavy Hitters"

I stay right here like I got left back..
Noreaga - Im a G

i came out the coma 2001 about the same time Dre dropped 2001"
-The Game

my rims chop like those blades on a blade.
-Lil flip

"niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex
and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex"
- Peter Gunz from Déjà vu (Uptown Baby) (1998)

"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?"
- LL Cool J.

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Guru from DWYCK (1994)

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo"
- Project Pat from Ballers (1999)

"Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English channel
Neptunes got a cockerspaniel"
- Noreaga from Superthug (1998)


Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony

"What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?"
- Warren G

"I want a thousand times one"
- Ghostface Killah from Winter Warz (1999)

"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics
A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!"
- Redman from 5 Boroughs (1999)

"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons"
- Capone on You Can't Kill Me (2000)

"38 revolve like the sun around the earth"
- Jay-Z from It's Hot (1999)

"I drink Hennesy straight, with Tomato Juice"
- Noreaga from Banned from TV (1998)

"mike jones! who? 281 330 8004"
- mike jones

"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


Certified suspect....

"i gotta bitch witha mouth like that boy ken griffey"
- lil wayne, gettin some head remix

"You aint got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
- canibus

Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
- 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"

"toss you like a salad strawberry grape ya"
- Lil Wayne

"You niggas is ass and imma bout to dig all in it"
- Beans




Gems from Dipset

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do
- juelz santana - oh yes

I got a ho selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my ho collection

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
- Juelz santana - Santanas town

"Hey Chump Pass, He A Dumbass/
Call JR, Get A Front Pass/"
- Cam'Ron

After that, baby girl, Hey let's get some bub
Love, love, don't rub, we fittin to hit the club
Yeah they dance, but a lap dance they want a dub
They don't know nan, ask Trick they love a thug
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
- Cam'ron

"Choo Choo Train, Coo Coo Mayne/
I Spit Damn Dada No Mans Hotta/"
- Juelz

"I'm on top of the eiffel like...la Pisa Pisa, eatin' a piece of pizza, you can't be where i be dog, you need a visa."
-Camron ("I'm Ready" -The Diplomats)

"And I got some girls, bout five or six
And a five and six, about five or six"
- Cam - Shake

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
- Cam'ron

"Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
Animals, orangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang"
- Juelz Santana..

"This is just fate, how I would sit on a crate
Listen to tapes everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
Thug visit them states near them great Michigan lakes
And f*ck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate"
- Camron /quote]


Props.  That's great.  Expecially the Dipset, 50, and LL lines.

[thisoneguy360]

Not sure if the car name is right but it's all the same

"Plus I bought my mother a gift that new range rover the same color as piss" The Game

What the fuck?

Yeah game has a way of taking the romance out of anything. i'm sure he took away anything any sweetness that his mom associated with that gift with that line

-T

LOL I know right, and to answer the other dudes question its from "Can't Understand" off youknwowhatitis vol 1

[Lunatic]

[Ok get ready to laugh…


“That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha
You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha
You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha”
Juvenile on “Ha”

"I'm on fire in the streets, like in back to the future when the car left."
-Sheek Louch

"I love you like I love my d*cksize"
"Hot like poptarts, aim me at the charts"
"Off the wallers, basketball gun brawlers" (wtf?? lmao)
"If you in the garbage, check for a nigga"
All CAPPADONNA lines.

"I put my dick in yo mouf gimme head till I'm dead!"
- Three 6 Mafia

"its rains on a plain in spain"
- U God Golden Arms Redemption

Treat You Like Milk, And Do Nuttin But Spoil You
-Flip

"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy

"I got a 10 foot pole that will go in ur hole, take ur soul, make nut come out ur nose"
-Ying Yang Twins

You not from Russia so why you rushin
- Nelly

"I'm hot like 95 Fahrenheit"
-Nas

"I'm stickin ni**as up in them robbery maskes
mask like Batman
minus the tight pants
we hit your baby momma but her elbows is ashy
.....
man, look at your hair cut
uh hmm, uh hmm
naw, your hair sucks!"
-GLC from the song "Heavy Hitters"

I stay right here like I got left back..
Noreaga - Im a G

i came out the coma 2001 about the same time Dre dropped 2001"
-The Game

my rims chop like those blades on a blade.
-Lil flip

"niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex
and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex"
- Peter Gunz from Déjà vu (Uptown Baby) (1998)

"It's too dangerous to risk it, Baby would you like a biscuit?"
- LL Cool J.

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"
Guru from DWYCK (1994)

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo"
- Project Pat from Ballers (1999)

"Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English channel
Neptunes got a cockerspaniel"
- Noreaga from Superthug (1998)


Bad spelling, bad math, lines that contradict themselves, lines that backfire and terrible irony

"What's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?"
- Warren G

"I want a thousand times one"
- Ghostface Killah from Winter Warz (1999)

"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics
A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!"
- Redman from 5 Boroughs (1999)

"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons"
- Capone on You Can't Kill Me (2000)

"38 revolve like the sun around the earth"
- Jay-Z from It's Hot (1999)

"I drink Hennesy straight, with Tomato Juice"
- Noreaga from Banned from TV (1998)

"mike jones! who? 281 330 8004"
- mike jones

"You won't be around next year"
- Craig Mack from Flava in your Ear (1994) 


Certified suspect....

"i gotta bitch witha mouth like that boy ken griffey"
- lil wayne, gettin some head remix

"You aint got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
- canibus

Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
- 50 Cent "Piggy Bank"

"toss you like a salad strawberry grape ya"
- Lil Wayne

"You niggas is ass and imma bout to dig all in it"
- Beans




Gems from Dipset

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do
- juelz santana - oh yes

I got a ho selection, a whole collection
A whole selection of my ho collection

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
- Juelz santana - Santanas town

"Hey Chump Pass, He A Dumbass/
Call JR, Get A Front Pass/"
- Cam'Ron

After that, baby girl, Hey let's get some bub
Love, love, don't rub, we fittin to hit the club
Yeah they dance, but a lap dance they want a dub
They don't know nan, ask Trick they love a thug
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
- Cam'ron

"Choo Choo Train, Coo Coo Mayne/
I Spit Damn Dada No Mans Hotta/"
- Juelz

"I'm on top of the eiffel like...la Pisa Pisa, eatin' a piece of pizza, you can't be where i be dog, you need a visa."
-Camron ("I'm Ready" -The Diplomats)

"And I got some girls, bout five or six
And a five and six, about five or six"
- Cam - Shake

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
- Cam'ron

"Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
Animals, orangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang"
- Juelz Santana..

"This is just fate, how I would sit on a crate
Listen to tapes everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
Thug visit them states near them great Michigan lakes
And f*ck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate"
- Camron /quote]


Props.  That's great.  Expecially the Dipset, 50, and LL lines.

 




 

[Wessia4LiaNia Chieee Chieee]

"Bitch get on the flo and gimme head like it's 94"-The Game, California Vacation

Yeah I think this one it's weak...I mean what's the meaning of it?

"Driving by myself, well really not really"
- Weezy

  Hmm...I like this one because it's  methaphoric...It;s not like Yeah I'm drivin by myself, I got a bitch with me...or sumthin

Tho I think Juelz and Nelly hold the crown "I can't give it up
Like an Old man who can't give it up"

And the one with "Shake your bells, shake your bells
What's my name S.A.N.T.A.N.A" 

[Digital Pimpin']

Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

[Tanjential]

Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

LMAO troof

-T

[E. J. Rizo]

"I get plenty of ass so call me an astrounaught"

[Efrain]

Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

are you talking about "turn my headphones up!.... turn this motherfuck..oh wait, i missed the beat.. bring that beat back!"

[Tanjential]

Slightly off-topic, but that Chappelle Show episode with the wack ass freestyler and "oops, pow surprise" cracks me up every time.

If you've seen it you'll know what I mean.

are you talking about "turn my headphones up!.... turn this motherfuck..oh wait, i missed the beat.. bring that beat back!"

nah, it was an outtake episode. they were doing outtakes from the episode where John mayer gets yelled at for playing blues in the barber shop (which I thought was dumb because the blues is at least as black as rap) and questlove's drumming provoked a bunch of cats to start dancing and rapping and dude was freestyling and ended his verse with 'oops pow surprise'

-T

[4108]

a lot of those/these lines posted are just wordplay flips that didnt come off as "dope" or lived up to the concept,


then a lot of them are just lackluster bars in general too.

[Tha Psycho Hustla]

bananas thread.

[thisoneguy360]

"Oh yeah, I'm a "dogg" but my name ain't Rover" The Game "Streetz Of Compton"