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10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« on: April 05, 2007, 01:13:20 PM »
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. >>


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 01:20:07 PM »

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

One of my black homegirls is really down with letting her dog lick her mouth/tongue. :-X
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 01:23:46 PM »
alot of those are interchangable



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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 01:24:56 PM »
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 01:26:11 PM »
LMFAO. My bad.
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 01:27:49 PM »
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

:D
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 01:29:16 PM »
smh @ 2003. and black homegirl
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 10:11:38 PM »
lmao
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2007, 06:31:40 PM »
haha dope thread!
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2007, 10:46:12 AM »
[7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.


Thats funny

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.


This one is true, a lot of poeple think sexy is skinny like oh that bitch is chubby she ugly, not true
 

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Re: 10 Truths About Whites, Blacks & Hispanics
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2007, 10:58:49 AM »
i don't like anorexic chicks.. The girls gotta have some curve to her. Nice titties and ass.