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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2001, 03:33:32 PM »
i'm telling y'all, expecially M Dogg, tell your girl to put baby powder in her underwear and after a long day it won't smell that bad if at all...i'm not bullshitten it's a real good idea, and it's a dope smell too...fucken with a condom definately sucks because you can't feel shit but if you fucken some bitch on a one night stand type of deal then pack up your shit you know...but if you with a girl for a while and she's on the pill and all that then you won't have to worry about it as much, those are my sex tips, you can use them or ignore them, i really don't give a cuff, they work for me, peace.
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2001, 10:01:04 PM »
no fuckin wayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P yasssh , girls have a great feeling bout that but i ain't feeling this shit ,,, maybe it's like a girl sucking a dick,lol i never ask them, well maybe when i'll get married but until now , fuck that shit pleezbaleev me, even if them give me doe fo, but if it's beyonce knowels, well fuck that i eat it all night long , woof woof......... ;D
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2001, 05:16:16 AM »
a million and one times haha da taste of pussy
iz good az hell.. dey needa make a drink of, yeah u know...

oh and if you DO have SEX, USE A CONDOM...
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2002, 11:08:09 PM »
lol at this topic! ;D
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2008, 04:31:25 PM »
naw i havn't...it ain't that i'm stubborn or nothin...it's that situation hasn't presented itself...i would if it was with a girl i knew well and was clean but she'd have to take care of that area like shave and shit...cuz if i wanted a BJ i know no girl would want no nasty dick so i'd take care of my shit if i wanted my shit blown so that girl better take care of her shit

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2008, 04:35:21 PM »
naw i havn't...it ain't that i'm stubborn or nothin...it's that situation hasn't presented itself...i would if it was with a girl i knew well and was clean but she'd have to take care of that area like shave and shit...cuz if i wanted a BJ i know no girl would want no nasty dick so i'd take care of my shit if i wanted my shit blown so that girl better take care of her shit

ahhhh innocent lil jacob. now i have stories that would rival the lord of the rings trilogy
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2008, 04:45:33 PM »
naw i havn't...it ain't that i'm stubborn or nothin...it's that situation hasn't presented itself...i would if it was with a girl i knew well and was clean but she'd have to take care of that area like shave and shit...cuz if i wanted a BJ i know no girl would want no nasty dick so i'd take care of my shit if i wanted my shit blown so that girl better take care of her shit

ahhhh innocent lil jacob. now i have stories that would rival the lord of the rings trilogy

Tell 'dem stories muthaphucka  8) 8) 8) 8)

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2008, 04:54:56 PM »
lol, NIK's original post looks funny too. Not that I was any less young and naive back then... :D

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2008, 05:03:07 PM »
submitted for your approval, by the midnight society. i call this one; "The tale of how i invented Thizz face".


well there was this one FINE girl. she went to my cousins high school and he went out with her for a year or so. funny thing is she never let him fuck. i use to hear stories about it all the time. it was a miracle if she let him kiss her. i use to think to myself man i'd beat that shit up like a dead baby bird if i ever got the chance. lol. so anyways a few years fly by and i had JUUUST broke up with this one girl and you know i was feelin' a lil down and so i hit up the mall to scope the scene again. so, i run into her (my cuz's ex) in the mall. we get to yip yappin about the ex's and what have you and decide to go back to her pad and drink her room mates beer she left. so me having the best intentions of just getting drunk and going back home to jerk it, hears these words, " you wanna see my piercings?" i'm drunk and don't know any better so i'm like "sure, but i can already see your ears" and she laughs and takes off her shirt. bitch had breasts like a GODDESS with a stud in each nip, and before i know it we're makin' out sloppy drunk stylee and she's naked i'm naked and i'm gettin' that good Head . After a couple of minutes or so of doin' me up, she's all okay its my turn. now usually i don't really do it on girls i never busted with before but like i said she wa FUCKIN" FIIIIIIIIINE, so i said fuck it and began munchin on that carpet. as soon as i get down there all i can smell is this unGODLY oder cummin' out of her twat , and i think she farted too! i can't really describe the smell but i was tellin one of my homies when we went to morro bay one time and saw a dead Seal, " man this seal smells better than her puss" and that seal smelled like SHIT! anyways that worst part about this experiece didn't stop at me eating her out. it lasted a few more days. I have a goe-t and i always wondered why they called them flavor savers. i just figured it had something to do with food, naw fool that's because when you go down on a bithc and her twat smells like a skunk it lasts forever.  maybe i would have forgotten the smell that night if i would have shaved, and after all i was really drunk. but , for a good three days i was walking around with a "THIZZ FACE"  BEEEEEEFORE mac dre made it popular.

so that's the story of how i invented thizz face.
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2008, 06:49:14 PM »
^ That is discusting. This shit is nasty. I wouldn't suck my OWN dick, so not evennnnnnnnnnn would a kidd eat that shit. Ya'll is buggin'.


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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2008, 06:55:00 PM »
submitted for your approval, by the midnight society. i call this one; "The tale of how i invented Thizz face".


well there was this one FINE girl. she went to my cousins high school and he went out with her for a year or so. funny thing is she never let him fuck. i use to hear stories about it all the time. it was a miracle if she let him kiss her. i use to think to myself man i'd beat that shit up like a dead baby bird if i ever got the chance. lol. so anyways a few years fly by and i had JUUUST broke up with this one girl and you know i was feelin' a lil down and so i hit up the mall to scope the scene again. so, i run into her (my cuz's ex) in the mall. we get to yip yappin about the ex's and what have you and decide to go back to her pad and drink her room mates beer she left. so me having the best intentions of just getting drunk and going back home to jerk it, hears these words, " you wanna see my piercings?" i'm drunk and don't know any better so i'm like "sure, but i can already see your ears" and she laughs and takes off her shirt. bitch had breasts like a GODDESS with a stud in each nip, and before i know it we're makin' out sloppy drunk stylee and she's naked i'm naked and i'm gettin' that good Head . After a couple of minutes or so of doin' me up, she's all okay its my turn. now usually i don't really do it on girls i never busted with before but like i said she wa FUCKIN" FIIIIIIIIINE, so i said fuck it and began munchin on that carpet. as soon as i get down there all i can smell is this unGODLY oder cummin' out of her twat , and i think she farted too! i can't really describe the smell but i was tellin one of my homies when we went to morro bay one time and saw a dead Seal, " man this seal smells better than her puss" and that seal smelled like SHIT! anyways that worst part about this experiece didn't stop at me eating her out. it lasted a few more days. I have a goe-t and i always wondered why they called them flavor savers. i just figured it had something to do with food, naw fool that's because when you go down on a bithc and her twat smells like a skunk it lasts forever.  maybe i would have forgotten the smell that night if i would have shaved, and after all i was really drunk. but , for a good three days i was walking around with a "THIZZ FACE"  BEEEEEEFORE mac dre made it popular.

so that's the story of how i invented thizz face.
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2008, 07:49:57 PM »
I have a bunch of times. usually when im drunk. You always gutta finger bang her first tho and sniff those fingers before u go down south, just to get an idea of what your getting yourself into. If theres no smell, your good to go, if not, play it cool and insert your penis.

My last girlfriend had the bomb ass pussy, i dont think it ever smelled bad, so i would go down on her all the time. The best thing about it is if you do it right, it gets them in the mood like crazy!

Make sure that shit is clean tho, thats the number one rule. When they start cummin while your eating it, yeah that shit tastes kinda bad, but sometimes you gutta tought it out.

We dont have it all that bad tho, if you think about what some girls do to please their man.
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2008, 09:37:24 PM »
im not a muthafuckin animal
you want your pussy ate baby
find a nigga thats a cannibal
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2008, 09:53:40 PM »
good story Jacob, had me laughin thinkin of that skunk
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2008, 11:54:38 PM »
^ That is discusting. This shit is nasty. I wouldn't suck my OWN dick, so not evennnnnnnnnnn would a kidd eat that shit. Ya'll is buggin'.


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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2008, 12:05:56 AM »
im not a muthafuckin animal
you want your pussy ate baby
find a nigga thats a cannibal
And he'll eat your ass up, and while eatin you I'm on the set making big bucks

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2008, 12:08:28 AM »
nah, i dont eat pussy, that shit sounds nasty.

just like snoop says in one of his songs that he doesnt eat pussy and never will, does  anyone know which song im talkin about?
that was a interview...dont let that nigga fool ya he married so he has went down befor.
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2008, 12:17:45 AM »
Badman Nuh Lick Di Pussy, Fiyah Pan Bowcat-Man Dem.
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2008, 12:37:12 AM »
Still have yet to do this. I stuck my tongue in it, but that's about it. I'd rather lay pipe to the puss.
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2008, 03:25:01 PM »
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2008, 03:35:34 PM »
a couple of times

first time was a bad experience with a fuckin fine chick but she smelled like sweat :-\

second time with a different girl who wasnt as hot but she tasted like candy

make sure she showers and baby powders herself before doing this or else you will probably get something like my first time lol
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2008, 03:39:26 PM »
its like a hobby.
 

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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2008, 03:40:47 PM »
Does baby powder actually make that much of a difference? I can understand the shower bit, that definitly would make an impact, but baby powder? Lol. Just for clarification  :)
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Re: How many of ya'll ever went down on a girl...?
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2008, 03:47:16 PM »
Does baby powder actually make that much of a difference? I can understand the shower bit, that definitly would make an impact, but baby powder? Lol. Just for clarification  :)

if she starts sweating after the shower it will kill a little bit of sweat smell while your eating her out