Michael Jackson Is Dating....

[Trauma-san]

Yeah, I Don't Think It'll Last Either, But Man, That's Crazy.

Here's His List:

Sheryl Crow
Lisa Marie Pressley
Tatyana (Girl From His "Way you Make Me Feel" Video)
Brooke Shields
Madonna
Beyonce Knowles

Damn, That's Not Bad.

[bLaDe]

lol a real playa 4 life haha

[SugeFight]

20= Teenager? Since When?>>  

Fine so maybe she just turned 20 recently.  Shes months away from being a teenager.  How that is grounds for telling me to fuck off ill never know.  Oh well-youre the one that has to look in the mirror every morning and see what a piece of shit you are..so if telling me to fuck off makes you feel a little better about your pathetic life--then like jada says..Knock yourself out, Sunshine.

[Trauma-san]

LOL, Nah, That Ai'nt It, Basically, I Say It Because On Every Post, You're The Asshole.  Ask Around, Everyone Will Tell You The Same, Which Means, It's Either YOU'RE A Dick, Or the Whole World Is... What You Think?

[bLaDe]

AHAHHAA LMAO

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Yeah, I Don't Think It'll Last Either, But Man, That's Crazy.

Here's His List:

Sheryl Crow
Lisa Marie Pressley
Tatyana (Girl From His "Way you Make Me Feel" Video)
Brooke Shields
Madonna
Beyonce Knowles

Damn, That's Not Bad.

Hey wait a second, U forgot his second wife dude......Dat chubby white girl dat he got married 2 in Sydney, Australia, Daam I forgot her name............

[Trauma-san]

Oh, I Didn't List The Ugly Ones, LOL.  Debbie Was Her Name.  he Had 2 Kids With Her, I Forgot Her Last Name, Maybe Rowe? I Dunno.

[bLaDe]

what happened to the kids?

[Sikotic™]

You said your getting it from the hardcore Mike junkies? Weren't the hardcore Eminem junkies spreading rumors that Beyonce was dating Eminem?

Its kinda hard for me to believe so I'ma have to see them both say they are before I can completely believe it.

She coulda been joking too since it was a rumor for weeks.

[Trauma-san]

They're Fine, Daddy's Got 'Em, LOL.... I Think That's What He Wanted From Her Anyways, The Woman Was His Friend, It's His Dermatologist's Nurse.  One's Name, The First, Is Prince.  He's A Little Boy (White As Hell), About 5 Now... He Also Has A Daughter, Paris, Who Is 3-4 Years Old.  She SUPPOSEDLY Is Taking Singing Lessons From Janet (Jackson)... The Kids Are With him Everywhere He Goes... I Mean EVERYWHERE.  That's What He's Been Doing The Past 5 Years Or So, Raising His Kids.  Everybody That's Seen Them Say There Like The Two Sweetest Kids, Like Real Polite And Shit.

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Can someone tell me why he even picked her 2 be his wife? He alwayz seems 2 be goin 4 tha looks, but he didnt on this one, I guess he realized he fucked up, cause he divorced her after a couple of months........lol.........

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

You said your getting it from the hardcore Mike junkies? Weren't the hardcore Eminem junkies spreading rumors that Beyonce was dating Eminem?

U know hardcore Eminem junkies are spreadin rumors dat Eminem is Fuckin Mariah Carey these dayz.......

[Trauma-san]

Yeah, I Heard The Original Rumour From Just A Tabloid Or Something, Then It Was Like The Big Buzz With The Freaks, Saying It Was True, They Asked Around, Etc.  

Yeah, I Heard Similar With Eminem.  You're Right, You Can't Know For Sure Unless They Talk, But He Didn't Even Admit He Was Married To Lisa Pressley Until A Month Later At The MTV Movie Awards, Remember.

[Trauma-san]

Serious, I Think He Married Her Becasue He Wanted Kids From Her, They Were Friends.  Lisa Pressley Ain't Gonna Have His Kids, Sh*t Like That, So He Needed A Mom, Somebody Who'd Give Him Kids.  I Guess He Wanted To Be Married To Make It Legit, And It Didn't Work Out, Because He Never Liked Her Anyways.  Plus, He's Weird, LOL.  He Was Dating Some Other Blonde Chick, Really Tall, About 35 For A While Too, But I Dunno Her Name.  People Kept Seeing Them Out At Dinner Together In New York, A Couple Years Ago.

[bLaDe]

O I c ... so Truma, are the pics of the kdis posted on the net?  And aint any of his kids black? or a little blackish? .... O i dont think hes datin Beyonce cause M.J's not crazy man i mean cumon look at the age diff Beyonce wont date a 40+ guy! ?? or would she? :-/