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If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« on: April 26, 2007, 03:14:57 PM »
would you fight him?
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2007, 03:20:06 PM »
nah cos then his daddy would erase my ass from history

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2007, 03:21:24 PM »
lmao at this topic. at first i would probably say no and walk away, i mean its jesus for christ's sake... but if he called me a pussy i'd flip. lol

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nah cos then his daddy would erase my ass from history

hahaha +1
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 03:24:45 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 03:25:34 PM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2007, 03:27:45 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 03:28:28 PM »
LMFAO at this topic

+1 to ya Rik :D
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2007, 03:29:15 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 03:29:43 PM »
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 03:30:14 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 03:31:31 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.

lmao, dude's on a roll :D 8)
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2007, 03:34:00 PM »
How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.

He's way too chill, and he'd be busy feeding the masses and curing blind folks
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2007, 03:37:23 PM »
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2007, 03:38:33 PM »
LOL, now thats a good hustle
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2007, 03:39:20 PM »
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?

OHH SHIT LMAOOO
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2007, 03:45:50 PM »
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2007, 03:58:05 PM »
I'd demonstrate to him how times have changed by nailing him to a cross with a nail gun.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2007, 05:51:08 PM »
damn right i would
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2007, 06:01:19 PM »
I'd demonstrate to him how times have changed by nailing him to a cross with a nail gun.

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2007, 09:16:34 PM »
i mean its jesus for christ's sake.

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2007, 11:59:48 PM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 12:01:33 AM »
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 12:27:46 AM »
id fuck him in the ass no homo
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 01:16:33 AM »
naw, that's too much sacrelig' for me.

i'd fuck up that jacob in the bible though....the one the that wrestled an angel......better yet me and my cousin Angel would have a  tag team match against them.....i think we'd take 'em.


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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
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