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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2007, 03:45:50 PM »
^ How do you think they got blind in the first place?

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2007, 03:58:05 PM »
I'd demonstrate to him how times have changed by nailing him to a cross with a nail gun.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2007, 05:51:08 PM »
damn right i would
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2007, 06:01:19 PM »
I'd demonstrate to him how times have changed by nailing him to a cross with a nail gun.

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2007, 09:16:34 PM »
i mean its jesus for christ's sake.

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2007, 11:59:48 PM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 12:01:33 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/58s-ODz2tQQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/58s-ODz2tQQ</a>
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 12:27:46 AM »
id fuck him in the ass no homo
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 01:16:33 AM »
naw, that's too much sacrelig' for me.

i'd fuck up that jacob in the bible though....the one the that wrestled an angel......better yet me and my cousin Angel would have a  tag team match against them.....i think we'd take 'em.


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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2007, 02:24:00 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/58s-ODz2tQQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/58s-ODz2tQQ</a>
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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 04:08:22 AM »
Jesus would never do that to me.  He was the liberator of the oppressed.  He would instead grab a chopper and join me in fighting the revolution.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2007, 04:17:55 AM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

Lol 8)

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2007, 08:11:31 AM »
Please belive Jesus has One Punch Knock out Power!!
No contest bro...
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2007, 12:02:37 PM »
id kill his ass...true story 8).
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2007, 12:13:29 PM »
LMAO at this topic. Rik, you're even crazier then I am.