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Teddy Roosevelt

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Cool e-mail I got
« on: May 26, 2007, 09:30:35 AM »

REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER

Three Little Words That Work!!

(1) The three little words: "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off ( instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear BT's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time
to go back and hang up your handset .... you have efficiently completed your
task.

These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?


This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
calls and  records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a
"real" salesperson to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering:   If you notice there is no one there, is
to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as 
quickly as possible.    This confuses the machine that dialled the call and
it kicks your number out of their system.      Gosh, what a shame not to
have your name in their system any longer!!!



3: When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the
return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?


It costs them more than the regular postage "IF" and when they are returned.
   It costs them nothing if you throw them away!     In that case, why not
get  rid  of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little,
postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... they
might need one!
Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen packs up.    You get
the idea.

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their
blank application form ... after all, it is their form!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!
It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ...
you are just returning it!!!!

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own
junk back in the post, but folks ..... We need to OVERWHELM them, in order
to stop them.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail,
and best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy.   Since the Royal Mail are saying that
e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will
not need to increase postage costs again.   You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very
little junk mail anymore.

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR
FRIENDS!!!!!!!
 

Zuka

Re: Cool e-mail I got
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2007, 10:05:51 AM »
 

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Re: Cool e-mail I got
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 10:14:03 AM »
Lol...nice. I can't stand getting them telemarketing phone calls: "Hi, could I have 2 minutes of your time please?". FUCK NO! lol
 

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Re: Cool e-mail I got
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2007, 10:17:57 AM »
I'm so gonna start fucking around with telemarketers from now on. You have no idea how much entertainment it can bring. Anyone know where I can buy one of those recorders designed for recording phone calls?
 

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Re: Cool e-mail I got
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2007, 11:26:24 AM »
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

LOL, how can somebody not bust out laughing at that? That's gotta be hard. LMFAO.