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SCORPION KING...SHITTIES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
« on: April 29, 2002, 03:35:28 AM »
HOLY SHIT.............

Well where should i start....cheapest movie of all time...it was almost like Mortal Kombat 2...... the shit was horrible..what the fuck was the director thinkin' makin' that stupid movie....

first let me start with the make-up.  Holy shit the make-up sucked. at the end o the movie Rock's wig was moved back and you could see his real hair underneath.  then there was a scene where the black dude stays in fire light and you could see the glue which hold his fake ass scars on his face ???

but fuck those let me tell you about the .It starts with The Rock killin' like 5 guys at the same time with one bow. and then another 20 after he loses his cheap half plastic sword...
then him and his brother and some other fag are sent to kill this bad motherfuckin dude.  Later on they find out that that was a trap that's where Rock's brother n the other fag die.  somehow The Great Mighty Rock scapes with this other Pakistani dude ???...and then he goes back to gets his brother revange. and then movie finished by rock makin' his own destiny and killin' the king and becomin' the Socrpion King with his wig pulled back and his new friend with jeans on and his new girl with Cover Girl make up on... ???

and i payed $26.00 (i had to pay for someone else) to go watch this piece of shit.........
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Re: SCORPION KING...SHITTIES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2002, 05:14:02 AM »
all I can so is unlucky
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2002, 09:38:12 AM »
ROTFLMAO! That was some funny shit. I agree, this movie was horrid.
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2002, 09:42:46 AM »
lmao, dizzamn, i had sum high expectations, pz

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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2002, 12:25:09 PM »
yeah..I had high expections too..but I wouldnt say it sucked..but wasnt good..
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Re: SCORPION KING...SHITTIES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2002, 01:44:12 PM »
What did you expect, an Academy award performance? lol

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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2002, 05:06:05 PM »
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What did you expect, an Academy award performance? lol



Yeah really!... i wasn't expecting much from this movie at all
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2002, 08:10:48 PM »


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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2002, 09:25:38 PM »
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*cancels plans*


Yo What otha movie out now is tight 4 this saturday?


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Re: SCORPION KING...SHITTIES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2002, 08:59:06 AM »
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What did you expect, an Academy award performance? lol



hell nah... but really we have other non-Academy award performance movie.......but this one was horrible....like the old King Kong movie where some dude in the background drops on some kindda basket and his wig falls off....

i'm tellin' you Rock's wig was pulled back and out of the many many shots that took , they chose that one  ??? i mean what the fuck ???
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Re: SCORPION KING...SHITTIES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2002, 05:05:08 PM »
I expected this movie 2 be crap anyway
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2002, 06:02:13 PM »
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*cancels plans*


Yo What otha movie out now is tight 4 this saturday?



Jason X, to see all the dumb people get killed
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Re: SCORPION KING...SHITTIES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2002, 05:33:20 PM »
yeah i thought this movie was gonna be good. because peopel have been saying its good but in the way your puttiin it.. it doesnt look too good anymore lol
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