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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2007, 04:29:44 PM »
I don't understand how she went hoeish? I mean the Eminem thang was stupid, becuz you know Em will blow up everythang but other than him airing out her name on records, how is she hoeish?
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2007, 04:58:11 PM »
I hate these kind of covers. If you wanna pose naked - do it in playboy and show it all. Fuck all this show-everything-but-the-nipple BS
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2007, 05:01:50 PM »
I don't understand how she went hoeish? I mean the Eminem thang was stupid, becuz you know Em will blow up everythang but other than him airing out her name on records, how is she hoeish?

it's just an exaggerated joke of her more promiscuous lifestyle & music from her former squeeky clean image... that's all... lol...
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2007, 05:08:21 PM »
Fuck that, i'd rather bang Alicia Keys
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2007, 05:26:06 PM »
you just earned a +1 with that statement my friend.... did you see Alicia in Smokin' Aces? 
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2007, 05:29:36 PM »
you just earned a +1 with that statement my friend.... did you see Alicia in Smokin' Aces? 

FUCK YES. She was SMOKIN  8)
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2007, 06:40:11 PM »
Id rather bang the Olsen Twins
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2007, 06:45:31 PM »
them chicks are so skinny, they make Olive Oyl look like Mylissa Ford...
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2007, 07:17:13 PM »
them chicks are so skinny, they make Olive Oyl look like Mylissa Ford...

i was only kidding, i was only kiiiiiiiiiiiidding alviiiiiiraaa
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2007, 08:26:41 AM »
you just earned a +1 with that statement my friend.... did you see Alicia in Smokin' Aces? 

FUCK YES. She was SMOKIN  8)

Damn, Guess i gotta see that movie  :D

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2007, 11:11:44 AM »
Fuck that, i'd rather bang Alicia Keys
Hell yeah

them chicks are so skinny, they make Olive Oyl look like Mylissa Ford...
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2007, 11:19:01 AM »
I wanna put my tongue in her ass, no realy i would put her on all fours and fucking mound that hole.


yeah. but i wouldnt tell someone i did that. but i would do it too buddy.
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2007, 11:24:14 AM »







I'm sorry I see no competition.


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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #63 on: September 02, 2007, 11:42:06 AM »
I know. That old bitch can't compare to Alicia Keys.

Alicia Keys = 2007 BMW 3- Series with 11,000 miles on it

Mariah Carey = 1991 Ford Bronco pushing 135,000 miles
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #64 on: September 02, 2007, 11:46:06 AM »
^^^LMAO!!

nah man
mariah carey is thick, alicia keys is stuck inbetween thick and paris hilton
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #65 on: September 02, 2007, 11:50:25 AM »
I know. That old bitch can't compare to Alicia Keys.

Alicia Keys = 2007 BMW 3- Series with 11,000 miles on it

Mariah Carey = 1991 Ford Bronco pushing 135,000 miles

LOL


and yeah Alicia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mariah

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #66 on: September 02, 2007, 11:52:22 AM »
As long as a bitch ain't as fat as Monique or as skinny as Paris Hilton, I'm good to go.

The thing I fear about Mariah though is she's gonna pull a Aretha Franklin on us in 10 years.


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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #67 on: September 02, 2007, 11:54:40 AM »
Fuck that, i'd rather bang Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys... Now SHE is gorgeous. +1

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #68 on: September 02, 2007, 11:55:03 AM »
My god I have always wanted to fuck her so hard
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #69 on: September 02, 2007, 12:01:35 PM »
Mariah is hot but the pose on that cover isn't, it looks like she's just lifted herself off the toilet after having a shit.
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2007, 03:55:57 PM »
Ya'll are trippin'.
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #71 on: September 02, 2007, 04:37:43 PM »
Mariah is hot but the pose on that cover isn't, it looks like she's just lifted herself off the toilet after having a shit.

Yeah, that pic ain't good

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2007, 05:17:33 PM »
Dear Mariah,

Instead of showing your fucking horse teeth, how about show more ass.

Love,
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2007, 07:27:11 AM »
Dear Mariah,

Instead of showing your fucking horse teeth, how about show more ass.

Lover,
Sik

ROFL!

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2007, 09:02:45 AM »
Mariah is hot but the pose on that cover isn't, it looks like she's just lifted herself off the toilet after having a shit.

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