Author Topic: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.  (Read 4943 times)

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2007, 11:11:44 AM »
Fuck that, i'd rather bang Alicia Keys
Hell yeah

them chicks are so skinny, they make Olive Oyl look like Mylissa Ford...
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2007, 11:19:01 AM »
I wanna put my tongue in her ass, no realy i would put her on all fours and fucking mound that hole.


yeah. but i wouldnt tell someone i did that. but i would do it too buddy.
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2007, 11:24:14 AM »







I'm sorry I see no competition.


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Sikotic™

Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #63 on: September 02, 2007, 11:42:06 AM »
I know. That old bitch can't compare to Alicia Keys.

Alicia Keys = 2007 BMW 3- Series with 11,000 miles on it

Mariah Carey = 1991 Ford Bronco pushing 135,000 miles
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #64 on: September 02, 2007, 11:46:06 AM »
^^^LMAO!!

nah man
mariah carey is thick, alicia keys is stuck inbetween thick and paris hilton
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #65 on: September 02, 2007, 11:50:25 AM »
I know. That old bitch can't compare to Alicia Keys.

Alicia Keys = 2007 BMW 3- Series with 11,000 miles on it

Mariah Carey = 1991 Ford Bronco pushing 135,000 miles

LOL


and yeah Alicia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mariah

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Sikotic™

Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #66 on: September 02, 2007, 11:52:22 AM »
As long as a bitch ain't as fat as Monique or as skinny as Paris Hilton, I'm good to go.

The thing I fear about Mariah though is she's gonna pull a Aretha Franklin on us in 10 years.


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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #67 on: September 02, 2007, 11:54:40 AM »
Fuck that, i'd rather bang Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys... Now SHE is gorgeous. +1

Oh and a prop to Sik too, that car comparison had me laughin... ;D
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #68 on: September 02, 2007, 11:55:03 AM »
My god I have always wanted to fuck her so hard
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #69 on: September 02, 2007, 12:01:35 PM »
Mariah is hot but the pose on that cover isn't, it looks like she's just lifted herself off the toilet after having a shit.
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2007, 03:55:57 PM »
Ya'll are trippin'.
 

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #71 on: September 02, 2007, 04:37:43 PM »
Mariah is hot but the pose on that cover isn't, it looks like she's just lifted herself off the toilet after having a shit.

Yeah, that pic ain't good

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2007, 05:17:33 PM »
Dear Mariah,

Instead of showing your fucking horse teeth, how about show more ass.

Love,
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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2007, 07:27:11 AM »
Dear Mariah,

Instead of showing your fucking horse teeth, how about show more ass.

Lover,
Sik

ROFL!

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Re: Mariah Carey's new magazine cover.
« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2007, 09:02:45 AM »
Mariah is hot but the pose on that cover isn't, it looks like she's just lifted herself off the toilet after having a shit.

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