Author Topic: you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet  (Read 351 times)

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a FRESH large Fry, a Large ICE COLD pepsi, two hard shell tacos from taco bell, two chicken soft tacos from del taco, a Sirloin Burger from jack in the Box, a double Double from In n out , some onion Rings from Red Robin, a guacamole six dollar burger from carl's jr, and for dessert an icecream sand which.
 ALL AT ONCE!.....no pregno



fuck a diet


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Some jalapeno poppers would be bomb.
 

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oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd, hell yeah with some buttermilk ranch dressing


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lol you made my mouth watery (no homo)


it aint nothin

just get butt naked and stand infront of a mirror and start jumping up and down and then you wont be hungry any more  :laugh:
 

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what are you talking about yeah it would


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what are you talking about yeah it would
when i look in the mirror butt naked (no homo) the room gets steamy, then i put my clothes on with the quickness
 

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you know what's good steamed. steamed hams

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lol
simpsons is a classic
 

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Dude I got serious problems w/ double doubles. I think they sprinkle crack in it.  Double Double w/ a chocolate shake.  Fuck Yeah.
 

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man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.


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man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.
lol
damn
i can bearly fit one in n out meal in me
and i can eat hella
 

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man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.

LOL, thats the thing about In-N-Out.  You better be within 10 mins of a toilet after you eat it.  Thats why I be callin that shit In-N-Out-Out-Out
 

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oh quit being a girl.


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man i HAVe to get a double double meal and a double double on the side, i don't feel like i've done a service to myself if i don't get 2 of those bitches in me. i don't know i don't poop right unless i do it.

LOL, thats the thing about In-N-Out.  You better be within 10 mins of a toilet after you eat it.  Thats why I be callin that shit In-N-Out-Out-Out

lol yeah sometimes. but usually it's a nice plop. i never get that messy , fluidy shit from other hamber places.


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Do it, son. And if you survive, you won't even wanna eat for 2-3 days so you're good to go.
 

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i would but the closest in in out is on the other side of town and gas is a bitch right now....i'm not wasting gas to get gas ya feel me......plus it's more fun to talk about it.


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i would but the closest in in out is on the other side of town and gas is a bitch right now....i'm not wasting gas to get gas ya feel me......plus it's more fun to talk about it.
lol
i like talkin about food when i cant eat it



have yall ever had a conversation with a fat person, my friend is one of them, when i give him a ride (no homo), he can tell me the whole menu of any restaurant that we pass up
its crazy
 

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No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.
 

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hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.


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No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

yeah no doubt, rachel ray owns a large part of my heart lol!


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No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

yeah no doubt, rachel ray owns a large part of my heart lol!
wow
yall niggas dont play

memorized her name though
 

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hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.
YEAH MAN that italian chick with the big cans. Man, I'll watch that shit while I'm on the treadmill. I'm like a fat dude sometimes....I know I'll eventually end up one too :(

The breakfast burritos at Jack are the shit. I'll go get one at 3am and chow down on that shit.
 

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c'mon though, rachel ray is everywhere though now man.


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I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed  :grumpy:
 

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hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.
YEAH MAN that italian chick with the big cans. Man, I'll watch that shit while I'm on the treadmill. I'm like a fat dude sometimes....I know I'll eventually end up one too :(

The breakfast burritos at Jack are the shit. I'll go get one at 3am and chow down on that shit.

oh shit son, yeah the ones with steak in em'? hell yeah.  carls jr. has some bomb ass breakfast burritos too.


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