Things that crack you up...

[Sikotic™]

One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.

[AnybodyKilla]

One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.

Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.

Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!

lmao, i walked into the glass door in my home; its one of those sliding doors and that day i closed one side to open the other; didnt realize it and walked right into it; painful lol.

one day my mom also walked into the door. she was inside our place and when she came out, she didnt know the door was closed; so she walked into the door and then got pissed. my nephew was sitting there on the ground and got scared, so he pissed in his diaper lmao.

[MontrealCity's Most]

One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.

Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!

lmao, i walked into the glass door in my home; its one of those sliding doors and that day i closed one side to open the other; didnt realize it and walked right into it; painful lol.

one day my mom also walked into the door. she was inside our place and when she came out, she didnt know the door was closed; so she walked into the door and then got pissed. my nephew was sitting there on the ground and got scared, so he pissed in his diaper lmao.

done that at a bbq lol went in to get more beer and left the door of the patio opened and someone closed while i was in......smashed right into it lol funny ass shit

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

One time this old dude was walking into a department store and didn't realize that there was a glass door because it was really cleaned. He ran right into it really hard to the point where everyone in the store turned around to look. I was literally on the floor in tears.

Lmao, no man running into glass doors aint funny man, i myself ran into 1 a buncha years ago, it was in the mall, like in the underground parking lot, i just kept walking thinking it was open and i ran right into it like pretty hard and i fell back LMAO, everyone laughed at me i felt like a retard LMAO!!!

lmao, i walked into the glass door in my home; its one of those sliding doors and that day i closed one side to open the other; didnt realize it and walked right into it; painful lol.

one day my mom also walked into the door. she was inside our place and when she came out, she didnt know the door was closed; so she walked into the door and then got pissed. my nephew was sitting there on the ground and got scared, so he pissed in his diaper lmao.

done that at a bbq lol went in to get more beer and left the door of the patio opened and someone closed while i was in......smashed right into it lol funny ass shit

haha damn man.

the walking into the glass doors reminds me of that windex commercial; ill try and see if i can find it lol

[Sikotic™]

When I was 11 I ran through my screen door which is really stupid since the screen is visible. I ran straight through it and fell on my face.

[Machiavelli]

I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though

[AnybodyKilla]

I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though

How did it die? Just with age?

[Don Jacob]

people farting always cracks me up.

[Machiavelli]

I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though

How did it die? Just with age?

IDK...we left him in a kennel to go to Lake Tahoe back in last month and bitch calls my mom in the morning and tells her my lab is dead he was 11 years old. Probalby heart attack or something cuz he was fine

Loosing a pet is hard, idk about most people but that mutherfucker was like my brother

[AnybodyKilla]

I never ran into shit, but my dog that I use to have did. I was with him in a park at night when he was like 3, then all of a sudden fucker starts hauling ass,(i assume he was chasing something) then next thing I hear and see is a bump sound and a rattling fence. Stupid dog hit the fence ...RIP though

How did it die? Just with age?

IDK...we left him in a kennel to go to Lake Tahoe back in last month and bitch calls my mom in the morning and tells her my lab is dead he was 11 years old. Probalby heart attack or something cuz he was fine

Loosing a pet is hard, idk about most people but that mutherfucker was like my brother

Damn bro, sorry bout that!!!

[Fuck Your Existence]

red necks
red necks tryin to speak spanish
Mexicans tryin to speak english
dudes gettin checked by their women in public
asian tourists
turbans and jerseys worn together....

[WC Iz Active]

-people that work their ass off in a min wage job,  I work at Borders and I dont do shit and I still get payed as much as the losers that give it their all lol.
-people falling down
- people that complain about their weight but eat 3 fast food meals a day
- people that think OJ was honestly innocent
- Paulie from Sopranos

[Throwback]

keyboard warriors.
people taking forums seriously.
hypebeasts.
people falling, well people getting hurt in general.
people failing test when i just aced it.
people just missing the subways/train and try to open the doors by brute force, fail miserably, and get really angry.
any discussion with NIK on this board.
people bragging.
drunk people, trying to walk.
underdogs winning.

[*Z* - The Queen of Dubcc]

1. animals doing stupid shit
2. timelocks voice on this interview with nas-T i listened to recently 
3. pornos and girls stickin their asses and breasts into the cams