A day at Doggystyle Records...

[Z the laidback Virus]

Staff meeting
Attendants: Snoop Dogg, Shanté Broadus,Kurupt, Soopafly, Fredwreck, RBX, Kam, MC Eiht, Goldie Loc and Lady of Rage
Snoop: Whassup pimpin'. I now declare this meeting opened. First off, I, Bigg Snoop D-O-double-Gizzle, to be referred to as King Snoop by all of you, announce my new song. It's called 'Sexual Eruption' and I think that all of you should listen to it at least 10 times a day. Oh and when it's out, buy 3 copies. It's for your own good.
Kam: Seriously, Snoop...that was some of the worst shit you ever released! I thought I was listening to Cher when I first heard it.
Snoop: King Snoop and Kam you should shut up now, you're giving off a mad bad vibe here!
Kurupt: I don't have money to buy 3 copies, nigga.
Soopafly: Surely, Suge must have some for you...
All laugh.
Snoop: Do not mention that man when I'm around or I'll have to call the police...to feel safe again! RBX, weren't you making a record with MC Ren these days? He hasn't spoken to me since I released R&G for some reason. I want him to feature on the remix of 'Sexual Eruption' to give it some street edge.
RBX: No chance, Snoopy. MC Ren has serious suspicions you're gay and you know he's sensitive to anything that doesn't fit his islamic world view...Besides, I'd be a much better feature for that remix.
Snoop: You? Why?
RBX: Because I drop bombs like He's-a-diva...
*All laugh*
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Snoop: That is not funny! I'm no diva! And I'm telling you, as soon as I get my perm done and have eaten all those red M&Ms because I don't like blue ones, I'll make sure you won't feature on a Snoop D-O-double-G album again for the next 5 years if you're harassing me like that!
RBX: Oh relaxxx..I wouldn't be biting the hand that feeds me. Occassionally.
Goldie Loc: Just like me. When am I getting that money you owe me and Tray Deee?
Snoop: I...DO...NOT...OWE....YOU...ANY...MONEY! Understood? You need to be grateful for me introducing you to all westcoast internet forums 8 years ago. Now, let us proceed. Shanté, when is that Rage album coming out?
Shanté: Uhmm...welll...you know...
Rage: I'mma have it out right after I feature on Detox so I've got this buzz going on and then I'll attack the game from the rear as if I was this friggin' panther attacking a little sweet antilope to randomly spill out its guts. Oh and to eat of course.
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Fredwreck: One little problem, Rage...You're not featuring on Detox and your buzz has been gone since what, '94?
Rage: That's a lie, you know. Tell him, Snoop! You've got this hotline with Dre going on!
Snoop: No, he's right. You won't be on Detox.
Kurupt: I'll be on Detox though, bitch.
RBX: I might be on Detox.
Kam: I'll say I might be on Detox but I know I won't be.
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Snoop: Exactly, Kam. None of you will be on Detox! Only I will be! I'm the greatest! Top Dogg, you know! Dre loves me!
Kam: Dre has been rumoured to love men, yes...
Shanté: You know, Calvin, ever since you released 'Sexual Eruption' Dre doesn't want to get a call from you. He fears he might be considered guilty by association when you release songs as gay as that.
Snoop: Are you calling me...GAY?
Goldie Loc: Only when we look at your hair style.
MC Eiht: G Yeah.
*Snoop runs out the room crying*

Meeting is over.

[Michael]

LMAO!

Kurupt: I'll be on Detox though, bitch. 

gd shit lol

[K.Dub]

Hahahaha, that was funny shit right there

[Snoopafly-1986]

funny ass shit!

[akcranker - The Dangerous Crew Movement]

LOL Shit was hilarious...  finally a thread to lighten up the mood on this forum.


G Yeah!!!

[J$crILLa]

LOL Shit was hilarious...  finally a thread to lighten up the mood on this forum.


G Yeah!!!

G YEAH

LOL

[crip-hop]

we need anotha story GYEAH

[Lunatic]

funny ass shit!

[Teddy Roosevelt]

MC Eiht: G Yeah.

LMAO.

[Westcoastfanatic]

LOL, props!

[K.Dub]

we can laugh,but the sad thing most of that shit is "true",ha,ha

Gyeah

[Russian]

MC Eiht is best character in this story LMAO... "G Yeah"  He said so "many" phrases  - but the best is still - "G Yeah"   

[Lazar]

Haha, funny shit 

[SmokinDro520]

LOL Good Shit

[Sosna]

Eiht rules. He's talkin' too much, hahaha!

+1 for Tha Laidback Virus 4 postin' this shit...

Geah.